ALEX

highly important/unimportant | I teach 6 year olds for a living | 📚🌿✨

[Miss B @MissBThe3rd]

Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It’s like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Today is sponsored by Sprite. Everything that happens today, good or bad, is explicitly sponsored by Sprite and they stand behind all of it.

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

you know if there's one thing that the eras tour, renaissance world tour, and barbenheimer have shown us in the last 6 months it's that people are taking every opportunity to have fun and dress up and i just think that's neat

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

brb crying because Ms. Jacobs, my second grade teacher, showed up to surprise me at our monthly town hall and kept a note I wrote her over 20 years ago 😭😭

[best of the haunting @bestoffhaunting]

the haunting of hill house.

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

I love when the commonplace is a work of art

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I’ll be disappointing people in 2023 and you should too:

[Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick]

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Even Barbie is a Kubrick fan…

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

@ANingToRemember glad I could be there 🥹✊🏻

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

@ANingToRemember Best decision!!!! I barely do anything once I’m home 💪🏻

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

@ANingToRemember GIRLLLLL 🥵🥳🤩❤️

[Harry Doyle @aitchdee33]

Unreal Experience #Buddy1000 by @alexandra_vsthe

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

George Costanza in Aime Leon Dore, a thread 🧵

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

@w33w0o 🥰❤️😘

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

Enter … ✨The Wife Era✨

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

Not to be dramatic ... but routine in this lockdown is important ... yet SBS is screwing me over by not showing the last episode of The Act. Now I have to watch it on my laptop????? Way to ruin the experience 😥

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

So ... why isn’t the last episode of The Act playing right now?? @SBSVICELAND 🥺 I’ve been watching every Wednesday ...

[ALEX @alexandra_vsthe]

@ANingToRemember damn ... either it’s REALLY good or reaaally shit HAHAH