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ass kicker united

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

Me: (breathlessly lurching out of a time machine landed in 2007) we have to stop the host of fear factor from helping the host of the apprentice seize power in 2016!

Literally anyone in 2007: you're kinda fat to be talking to me???

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

i am not exaggerating when i say this single emoji has completely changed the way i communicate via text

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Whoever decided this iPhone emoji should be half cut-off is honestly the greatest artistic genius of our time

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

i hit empty on 3 out of the 5 makeup products i use AND my shampoo 🥲

[꩜ @laylology]

repurchasing 3+ beauty products at once can bankrupt even the most responsible woman

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[gabe @poetsonfilm]

he has such a beautiful, open heart. this is so touching

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

@choochling wait did you also see the secondhand bunny named Seymour and immediately think of Bunnicula

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

i need an episode of the Newsroom based around the fact checkers and the city manager of Springfield responding to that pet eating comment

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

my mom used to put entire craft packets together for me and my friends in the summer, like our own little camp. my dad used to let me stay up late to watch reruns of old TV shows and he would pay me if i could memorize the theme songs. i still remember the beverly hillbillies!

[Molly Wadzeck @mollywadzeck]

I saw a TikTok recently about little things parents did to make childhood magical. Things adults remember now with such fondness and clarity. I can’t find it again so I’m opening it up here. What’s something your parents did that brought magic to your childhood?

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

@swoonganz is this a state by state thing? i feel like so much in birth comes down to choosing the right care provider. MD homebirther here and my midwife had to legally cut off homebirth services at 42 wks, she also required NST at 41 wks and is staunchly anti-freebirth. midwives matter!

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

@MrJamesonNeat @buggirl i inch closer and closer to “michael scott buying a second phone for photo storage” territory every day

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

do other people not feel the manual labor of baking as part of the joy? watching bakers put all their ingredients into a little mixer or processor doesn’t feel as personal or helpful to me. i want to see how the dough comes together, ok!! i don’t want a machine to do it!!

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

wrestling fans know we are all stuck in the biggest work of all time right now and just watching it

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

I understand why people are posting pictures primarily from the height of Shelley Duvall's heyday, but, she was a complex, vibrant and accomplished woman right up to now and that's worth sharing, too!

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

Casablanca is this movie

[chris person @Papapishu]

I love when you finally watch a classic movie, something you put off for ages because it’s almost cliché, and it turns out to be as good if not better than its reputation.

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

said out loud in my office, “oh fuck yes” and luckily no one is here to ask why because i’m just really excited they’re filming Merrily We Roll Along

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

@RaxKingIsDead only real ones know the big boyz pen.
(RIP to the single greatest piece of marketing collateral ever created)

[Emily Miller @emily_f_miller]

If you’re looking for something actually worth celebrating this Fourth of July you’re in luck because I have come across some incredible news: IT’S THE CAESAR SALAD CENTENNIAL. Caesar and fries crowd - this is our moment. Don the green on 7/4. It’s only right.

[a w-f @alexandra_wf]

i really need to go to the batting cages today but they closed forever so i guess i’ll just keep crying instead