Alexandra Cooper

she/her. Middle School Special Educator. #1 school mom according to my 8th graders. There is #Space for everyone. #Natitude

[T @theycallmeT_04]

THE GASP I just did seeing Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds on the SNL 50th Red Carpet

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

This isn't a scandal. It is basic journalistic practice to pre-write pieces for major events where you can reasonably anticipate what will happen.

How do you think outlets get full articles published immediately after something drops? They didn't write the piece in 30 seconds.

[Dulles Airport (IAD) @Dulles_Airport]

Because, unlike Florida, we have multiple seasons. Hope this helps

[Ladies Who Like Baseball @LONTDC1]

We are 100% here for the airport beefs @Dulles_Airport

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

This is the most real thing I’ve ever read in my life

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracoop97]

@dougkammerer What are the chances Fredericksburg and Spotsylvania will get any snow?!

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracoop97]

I went to Big Lots on New Year’s Eve to see the store closing deals they had in my local store. Most items were 10% off. The highest discount I saw was 50% off. Is this normal for going out of business sales?

Sincerely,
A confused twenty-something who loves a deal

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Unfortunate, but necessary information

[Alex Lieberman @businessbarista]

Quite possibly the most unhinged Linkedin update I've ever seen.

Former co-CEO of FTX heads to federal prison today to serve 7.5 years.

But not before he drops this banger on social.

[Matthew Dominick @dominickmatthew]

We flew over Hurricane Milton about 90 minutes ago. Here is the view out the Dragon Endeavour window. Expect lots of images from this window as this is where I’m sleeping while we wait to undock and return to Earth.

Timelapse coming in a separate post.

1/6400 sec, f8, ISO 500

[Ben Schu @BenSchu]

If I was Lego, I would release a special set of Jimmy Carter building a house for Habitat for Humanity and raise the age to 100 just for that set. All profits go to Habitat for Humanity. Total missed opportunity.

[Matt Mahalik @MahalikWx]

A picture is worth a thousand words. #Helene

[Nick Mayhugh ⚡️ @nickmayhugh]

YALL WONDER WHY NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE PARALYMPICS IS. THE ANSWER IS CLEAR

From July 26 to Aug 11 @espn posted 439 times JUST on @instagram about anything Olympic related

From August 28 to today @espn has posted 3 times about anything related to the Paralympics

Be better @espn

[brandi 🦋 @daysevermore]

if miley doesn’t open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracoop97]

@amazon I’m too short to reach the top of the Amazon lockers that my last few packages have been put into. Is there a way to request that boxes be placed in lower locker doors if orders are shipped to Amazon lockers?

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

By land, by air, by sea, the D M V

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

What am I going to do next week when there are no Olympics to watch and I have to develop my own personality again.

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracoop97]

@NBCOlympics little graphic in the corner announcing upcoming events on Primetime in Paris with the little shimmer noise is so cute. Can I please get that as my text notification?