Alexandra Shupard

mediocre at everything I do

[Alexandra Shupard @alexandrashup]

there is no such thing as a fnaf "phase"

[97.5 The Fanatic @975TheFanatic]

Dan Vladar reacted to the Philadelphia crowd’s “Let’s Go Flyers!” chant after the final playoff game #IgniteTheOrange

“Goosebumps. They’ve been having our back since the beginning of the year. Sorry that we weren’t able to deliver more hockey for them, but I can speak for all our group. We gave it all we had.”

[alex 🇭🇰 @rystbelt]

yeah that's fair

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[KJ @dyeframe]

playing with my friend’s weed like it’s a japanese zen garden

[Buns 🥰 @bonabun_]

You know I found out that most men ACTUALLY don’t ask the “will you be my girlfriend” they just start calling you their girlfriend 😭

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

not my white ass with a pocket full of posies 😭

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

the conservative brain needs to be studied

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

!

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

ask a guy how his day was and he'll give you a one word response but ask him what's the strongest animal you think he could take in a fight and you'll learn more about him and how he views the world than you ever could otherwise

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

“i’ll be back march 1st” is CRAZY😭😭

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

It’s so cringe that humans have to sleep, such a waste of time

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Nightmare on Elm Street but instead of a killer visiting your dreams, it’s a super nice person that jerks you off and causes you to ejaculate in real life. Wetty Krueger

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The green M&M after getting fired for being too sexy

[100T NiceWigg @NiceWigg]

Leaving behind being scared to be myself and letting people walk all over me in 2022