Alexandra MacDonald

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

Dear couples... Why you tweeting back and forth???? Text each other????

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

When you're dicks to your friends

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@Laurenpeck_ cheers Siri

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@brandonmarsman how do u afford this lifestyle??

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

Woke up to a notification that I got poked on FB... Thanks for ruining my Friday 😒

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

Steal your hunny like i stole your bike

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@carlygroom if this was FB I'd dislike that

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

And every status my mom makes

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

I can't wait to dislike Carly's profile pics on facebook

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

My wallet says Walmart but my heart says Pinterest 💔

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

Weight loss motivation: a man standing infront of Commercial St. Tim Hortons tells you he likes a thick woman

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@brandonmacc I can relate way too hard 💔

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@katiejones1 me and you 2 years ago 🍪😹

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@jeanawilson_ I'd favor this but nah

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

"That's just how I roll" -Toots

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@carlygroom you're at the capri this early? Fuck girl

[Alexandra MacDonald @alexandrazmacd]

@emilieWilcox 💯