Alexandria S B

•princess of puns
•metalcore maniac
•CPhT, tell me how you pronounce levetiracetam & maybe we will be besties
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[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

@OldNavy are you phasing out the plus sizes in your stores?!?! I went to ON this evening and there was barely anything above xxl.. so disappointing.

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

I have been a biiiiitch to joey allllllllllllll day for really no reason, but I know i'm pmsing and I know I shouldn't blame that, but like....

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

@ATT has the most AWFUL fucking service department ever. It's been so bad, I'm literally switching to Verizon on Saturday. Fucking cya useless bastards

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

my nephews & nieces love Joey so much. it literally makes my heart so full it could burst.

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Joey plays Dancing Queen for me then sings, dances, and makes me laugh hysterically at 8am. Omg I am so in love with this man.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Omg. It's looking like we're getting very close to 750k followers 👀

Humbly asking 🙏 for a RT + Follow 🥰 to help me spread our campaign message to the widest audience possible ❤️

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

The movie The Black Phone is fucking amazing but like it's scary as heck

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Rode in a tesla tonight, life man

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Just caught Joey talking about me to one of his friends, my heart is so fucking full.

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

So in love, I deserve this

[RAVEN ELYSE @RavenElyseTV]

It’s sooooooo freakin weird how you can be so in love with someone and end up being so embarrassed and disgusted by them later

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Boo is currently singing me Cascada songs after feeding me the best ice cream ever, life ain't so bad after all 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Get u a boo that preheats your pen for you at 7:04 am without being asked #keeper

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

HURRY IT UP

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Guess I'll give @Yitty a try 🤷🏼‍♀️. Nothing can be worse than this skims bra.

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

Ordered my normal size in a @skims bandeau, and it is DEFINITELY not true to size. Leaves marks on my skin, hurts my ribs... really disappointed.

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

sleeping my entire day away is just not my idea of a fun or productive day. 😮‍💨

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

have you ever seen an outfit you own on a much hotter person and wanted to jump off a cliff

[Alexandria S B @alexandriaaab]

So sad... my @skims bandeau bra gives me MAJOR uni-boob, it's so depressing.