Alexandru Tomuta

/26\ the other half of the @sendhimoffpod . “welsh guy, extremely unintelligent” Instagram- alex_tomuta

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

A fan brought a literal lion to a Romanian football post-match interview.. the good old days lmao

[Alexandru Tomuta @AlexandruTomuta]

@HPJSCFC @elis_24_ Mate, respectfully I beg you actually watch them. It’s clearly a false 9 situation there. Not gonna get into a twitter spat over a team I don’t support when the whole point of this was talking about the swans in the first place son💀 hope you enjoyed your Christmas dinner👍🏼

[Alexandru Tomuta @AlexandruTomuta]

Prime example of why a poor system makes superb players look below average

[Elis @elis_24_]

Thinking about how Swansea City had Morgan Gibbs-White, Viktor Gyokores, Marc Guehi and Andre Ayew in the same season and didn’t go up.

[Alexandru Tomuta @AlexandruTomuta]

@HPJSCFC @elis_24_ Have a day off. Arsenal don’t play a system with a striker so trying to shoehorn a striker into that system is insane. Everyone can go and look at footmob tho cuz that’s all that matters apparently

[Alexandru Tomuta @AlexandruTomuta]

@elis_24_ Everyone saying how bad Eom is too. I guarantee they’ll all want his name on the back of their shirts this time next year

[Alexandru Tomuta @AlexandruTomuta]

@elis_24_ Everyone saying how bad Gyokeres was is so boring. Bloke barely got a chance and we didn’t play to his strengths. Everyone looks at FootMob and xG stats before they actually sit down, watch and understand what football actually is.

[TheWelshDragon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐉 @TheWelshDragon9]

The fourth goal was incredible.

Started with Darlow, the movement in midfield was something else 🔥

Bellamy won't be with us long. Enjoy it ❤️

@sgorio

[Rob Phillips @robphillipshere]

Back on 📻 today hosting the ⁦@BBCRadioWales⁩ phone-in at 12 with this top team!! I want YOUR views on - litter at our tourist/beauty hotspots; violence against nurses & have you left a gig or game early? Call/WhatsApp or voice note me on 03700100110 or text 81012.

[Brett @utdBrett]

The one at 0:44 is incredible, must be the fastest anybody has said five words in history

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

@SwansOfficial Suited n booted !!!

[Alexandru Tomuta @AlexandruTomuta]

@MichelleRoder14 Hi Michelle, would it be possible to message you privately about this?

[DM @MustardSR3]

Went to give it some, realised it was Essien and kakked he’s pants 🤣🤣🤣

[SG. @S0uthernGe0rdie]

#NUFC

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The word impossible says I’M POSSIBLE.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

We’re bringing the party back to the UK and Europe this summer with stops in Poland, Czech Republic, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and more. The #PartyAfterDarkTour continues with special guest @Shaggy. 🔥 Tix on sale this Friday at 9am local. Dalllleee

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Nobody warned me,
So Mandem I’m warning you,
Do not sneeze while you’re pissing,
Your willy will fall off,
I’m going hospital now with my willy in my pocket,
The wife’s livid.
F’s in the chat.

[Skint @SkintJack]

Want a light show anyone? Lift the mood a bit?

[Reevie @reevierat]

early wallace scares me

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Looking forward to my trip to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Hwyl, gweld chi’n fuan!