Brett

TIME Person of the Year 2006. Recently voted the worst dressed sentient being in the universe for the seventh time running

[Brett @utdBrett]

The Decade in Football, 2010-2019.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bruno Fernandes is not, and was never, the problem. He was one of the few things stopping this from happening to Manchester United, but he couldn't do it forever. This is a reminder of how bad the club would be & will be without him. Too many have taken him for granted.

[Brett @utdBrett]

8 without a win, and no game in midweek, really has to be the time we replace the manager

[Brett @utdBrett]

Worst thing is I'd have been more surprised if we'd won than at losing 3-0 😂

[utdreport @utdreport]

Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."

[Brett @utdBrett]

"Hard to believe it's not Scholes" now feels like a scathing assessment of his management

[Brett @utdBrett]

I need a hobby that's more fun than football. Anyone know how to get into Russian roulette?

[Brett @utdBrett]

"You're going down with City" is class tbf

[Zirkwood @zirkwood_]

Are you aware of the concept of time, Matthew? And that the past and present are, in fact, two completely different things.

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

Unfortunately too happy with this one to let it be a groupchat exclusive

[Brett @utdBrett]

Haven't we been doing this every game this season?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

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[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

LMAOOOOOO

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

Imagine showing this to someone from 2009

[Brett @utdBrett]

Calling Viking "veeking"

[Brett @utdBrett]

Nagelsmann danke schön

[Brett @utdBrett]

Deary me

[Brett @utdBrett]

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