alexandryan

Views my own (especially the really good ones)

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[alexandryan @alexandryan]

Finally, someone qualified to advise on data integrity

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

Delete your search history, delete your bookmarks, delete your reddit, medical records, 12 yr old tumblr, delete everything.

Every photo on the cloud, every message on every platform.

None of it is safe.

It will all become public in the next year
Local storage and compute 📈

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Sean Butler @Sean_Butler1]

sending this from coachella is WILD

[alexandryan @alexandryan]

Ireland when anything actually gets disrupted

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

heard a song in the supermarket so bad i fell to my knees. i am begging you to listen to all 25 seconds of this

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

It’s a sick world when charming people like Jennifer Lawrence have to feel like this while Ryan Reynolds is allowed to continue his insufferable schtick for decades

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis https://t.co/Cy5X27vBmD

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

This is the most “slams laptop shut” “but first, coffee” “we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” ass album I have ever heard

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Taylor Swift

[Vulture @vulture]

Netflix’s latest Lindsay Lohan vehicle, ‘Irish Wish,’ is cluttered with right-wing dog whistles and ChatGPT-generated dialogue. https://t.co/3OEtdbPTIm

[alexandryan @alexandryan]

I wish the robots would hurry up and figure out those captcha image verifications so we could stop doing them

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Oh Buddy. You’ve done more than make them think about it. You’ve bonded them forever in a group text where one of them will share a wedding photo or promotion news and one of the others will say “i don’t know, SMELLS LIKE FAILURE.” And then they’ll all die laughing.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The struggle is real ✊

[alexandryan @alexandryan]

@APStylebook 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[alexandryan @alexandryan]

The thing is, I listened to my 2021 #SpotifyWrapped so much that the songs just like transferred over to 2022. It’s an endless cycle. Of absolute jams

[uncle baby billy @UntoldbyTerry]

Bitch who made the Drake comic?????? KSHDJSHSHSJS

[𝗬𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦 @YESEEGHOSTS]

This Kanye clip lives rent free in my head