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[✨ @abolishcxps]

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol

[Rosie Toast! @Rosieart13]

Shitty doodle of my fav look from last night #metgala

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Mikey Lion @MikeyLion_]

shoutout regular bitches

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[alexandra @alexandyg6]

@FrostedBlakes34 Bro stick to tweeting lukewarm takes on the nfl okay

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent a recovery that is linear

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Corn in a perfect spot

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

i got the perfect solution for you

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

south dakota is the only state with two words making up its name

[rachel nguyen @naguwyen]

“banana posing” ill cry ill cry right now

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

everyone’s so afraid of bad bitches nowadays

[the big wave @makjako]

He be on bullshit but we all been there chill on bro

[brett @itskindaover]

The way he cuntily looks at his nails

[leon @skyferrori]

lorde you’re over
björk you’re over
caroline polachek you’re over
sufjan stevens you’re over