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[alexa @alexaschummer]

Theo von lunch lady episode is the most entertaining thing I’ve ever heard

[♫ ❄Grey Waste Tim🔥🐉 @TheGreyWaste]

@Wangleberry The Ham Monolith

[nives🧃 @ni7es]

Seeing onions for the first time:

[alexa @alexaschummer]

Not making a softcover version of your book is anti proletariat

[alexa @alexaschummer]

Bathroom sinks have become over engineered

[alexa @alexaschummer]

@catehad No ❤️

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

You can tell when the two flight attendants don’t fw each other. Zero chemistry on the drink cart

[ben @benwassertweet]

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

[alexa @alexaschummer]

@VanderbiltU CHANGE YOUR LOGO BACK

[alexa @alexaschummer]

@ashleydixon @djsmoothnuts @Tracey___G @AlluraLibrarian @Kobold68 @_RyanLevitt_ @G_Hoge @ponymule @CarmichaelJd @blgtylr Mine are IRATE and SOUPY

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

i don’t know which restaurant needs to hear this but 4 raviolis is not enough per order

[alexa @alexaschummer]

Pleakley is a gender fluid ICON.

[anthony turi @turimakesmusic]

I’d appreciate if anyone who comes across this could just take a few seconds to look at him and try your best to remember his face.

The Rapp, Hernandez and Ortiz family all deserve to see him arrested and charged for his crimes.

[anthony turi @turimakesmusic]

Every time I see an update on the search for Gabby Petito’s killer, I can’t help but be reminded of Luis Grateron, who killed my friend and 2 others last year while driving drunk at 147 mph.

He managed to leave the U.S. and is still on the run to this day.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Field trips are wasted on kids. Imagine getting a whole ass day off work *and* get to learn how an old watermill works.

[Woody Allen Die Challenge @vaqueralita]

Happy Hispanic heritage month