Alexa

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

kids today are like “so what did y’all do before the internet? did you just not know anything?” and the answer is yes. you would ask your aunt Marge a question, she’d give you the wrong answer and you’d carry that misinformation for twenty years.

[Alexa @alexawillner]

@miketaz1331 hahahaha @miketaz1331

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

Ready for Monday?

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[Alexa @alexawillner]

When I have my own kids, I’m going to be a pro at cleaning poonamis 😂

[Alexa @alexawillner]

One more month until i’m an Auntie💗👶🏼

[Alexa @alexawillner]

Not being appreciated is such a slap in the face

[Alexa @alexawillner]

“What did you give up for lent?” “Dieting” 😂😂😂

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’m sitting here watching Minnesotans, of ALL ages, lose their fucking minds because of a last second miracle.. so much genuine happiness spewing from the souls of humans.. What a beautiful night to be an NFL fan

[𝚜𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚛 @skylarrkenzie]

holy shit we did it

[Alexa @alexawillner]

“Hayden did you fart? It stinks.” “Um idk probably” 🤨😂

[Alexa @alexawillner]

This cold will be the death of me 🤧😢

[𝚜𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚛 @skylarrkenzie]

i hate the cold so much idk how anyone could like it

[𝚜𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚛 @skylarrkenzie]

forever paranoid that i annoy every person i talk to