Alex Baker

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[Alex Baker @alexb1712]

#WChallenge 3/6
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@DrEliDavid @DrEliDavid the Sun is the least woke rag out there, dingus

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@UberFacts CANCEL POLYESTER SOCKS!!!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Sounds like you hate America 😆🥱

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@realDonaldTrump I can play marimbas!

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@UberFacts @mandyribeyro still think they're cute?🤢

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@mandyribeyro #fightthepower✊

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@UberFacts @mandyribeyro

[Rage Against The Machine ★ @RATM]

Failed right-wing British politician Nigel Farage has called his podcast ‘Farage Against The Machine’

This pissweasel IS the machine - peddling the sort of inane, blame-heavy bullshit that the guys in @RATM have been raging against since day one...

#FuckNigelFarage

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@BirdSmithfield That sounds #crapping delicious! #crapaudine

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@BirdSmithfield Yummy crapaudine..

[Bird of Smithfield @BirdSmithfield]

@thejuggedhare @TomsKitchens @botanistlondon @downhall01 @alexb1712 @ChefBird Bring on Saturday!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A study found that men who drink the caffeine equivalent of 2-3 cups of coffee per day are less likely to have erectile dysfunction.

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@UberFacts @liamwalshchef thoughts?

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@richardosman don't get your dock out?

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@mermhart marijuana?

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@UberFacts @BledarLeti how about that!? Doin all youse cunts a service!!!!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to a study, hearing sarcasm from someone else makes you more intelligent.

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Spiders don’t have penises—they mate with the appendages on their face.