Alex

Put God First 😵‍💫💯

[Ivy @kingsivy130]

My first experience giving a blow job was so bad that it still keeps me up at night 16 years later.

i was 14 then, had never watched porn, never heard any description on how to give a blow job, had never even touched a penis before and i was drunk.

i took the term blow job literally.
so i put it in my mouth and instead of sucking, i started blowing. full chipmunk cheeks and…

[SAMBEST @SAM_BESTT]

Tell us @grok what’s the reason people draw a circle around themselves before sleeping in the desert? 😳

[mist🤍 @OpulentMist]

My daughter accidentally hurt herself with a comb, and somehow it got stuck inside her leg 😭😭 I’m still trying to understand how this even happened… 💔

[Luckycoin 🍀 @LuckyCoinProj]

@elonmusk

[Hannah Brooks @HBrooksLive]

Giving more people access to financial AI is useful.
Giving them a public way to evaluate the systems they build is just as important.

Ant Ling’s open source release of Ling-3.0-flash-Fin and FinFIRST puts both pieces on the table.

Here is how 👇

[🦉 🧘🏻‍♂OMODOLAPO🧘🏻‍♂ @Lightafo]

Bestie showed up uninvited
A thread 🎥

[fresh👑 @OfficialBFresh]

This remains one of the greatest supernatural adventure scenes ever made. The nostalgia hits HARD. Childhood will never feel the same. 😭🔥🏺 Still undefeated after all these years.

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Most AI assistants answer after you upload a finished document.

A real-time learning assistant has to understand what is happening as the lesson unfolds.

Here is how Ling-3.0-flash-VL approaches that problem through vision, video, and follow-up questions. 👇

[iara 🌺 @iamiarah_]

Tom Holland and Zendaya on How to Actually Have a Good Time...

[Carley @Carlosnhtgp]

Don't open the comments in public 🥶

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

She came home early and walked in like she’d already won.

The other girl had different plans.

[ianthe 🎀 @thatgirlianthe]

Hey @grok , why did Michael Jackson always wear tape on his fingers ? 🧐

[King @fwkingsomie]

Jaden smith decides to end he’s 5 years relationship just to focus and build muscles, would you have done the same?

[𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚♡︎ @Lillyvibes95]

girl in grey hoodie was talking shit and tried getting them jumped so they pressed her n whoop her ass

[343 @UnscriptedFooty]

🚨 Lamine Yamal’s Dating History

- 2022— Single
- 2023 — Alisa 🇷🇺 (@ 15yo)
- 2024 — Alex Padilla 🇪🇸 (@ 16yo)
- 2025 — Fati Vázquez 🇪🇸 (@ 17yo)
- 2025 — Claudia Bavel 🇪🇸
- 2025 — Nicki Nicole 🇦🇷.... hate

[miaa. @miacluv]

If you wake up before everyone else, you do NOT have permission to turn the house into a construction site.

Close the cabinets quietly. Put the dishes down gently. Walk like a normal human being.

Your 6am productivity is not my problem.

[The Ola Of Somolu🦁 @TOOSonX]

Zodiac sign question 😂 Yeah they gonna block each other after 2 weeks

[baby🍀 @shalomdfirstt]

This was a beautiful watch!! it’s a feel good movie.. seamless and less complicated story ! i give it to Folagade Banks on this ! A mama Deola wedding story is a 10 over 10😍

[Ridwanullah @Apolly123_]

Eggs containing three yolks occur at a rate of about 1 in 25 million.

[Topz @tophz_]

Customer: “So you’re charging me $89 for internet I haven’t had in three days?”

Provider: “I’m sorry. Have you restarted the router?”

Customer: “17 times.”

Provider: “Let’s try once more.”

Customer: “No. Fix the service—or explain the bill.”

Provider: “Your subscription is active, so the charge remains.”

Customer: “The service isn’t active.”

Provider: “Your account is active.”

Customer: “That’s not the same thing.”

Silence.

Customer: “How much are you refunding me?”

Provider: “$11.67.”

Customer: “For three days without internet?”

Provider: “That’s the calculated credit.”