Alex Ball

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Manchester United have issued a fresh wave of communications, far less “you’re banned” and less aggressive in their wordings

But basically, bans

Another, fresh wave, of fucking bans

They’ve gone to war with us, as a fanbase!

[Damil @UtdDamil]

New Mainoo chant is absolutely class

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

CR7 at Manchester United = 𝐁𝐎𝐗 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄 🍿🔥

[Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw]

Just created a new email address as Curly Watts, 'signed for United' on their website, and was able to buy ticket in East Stand Tier 2 for the derby in 10 mins at an inflated price. Didnt cost me a penny to get to that stage and not a single check. #MUFC

[Crypto Fergani (Private) @cryptoferganiq0]

I’m in the business lounge in Oslo airport and they have an absolute mountain of Jaffa Cakes in a bowl. The Scandinavians are so far ahead of us, lads.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

He literally left Tottenham, died come back to life, switched clubs twice & won a trophy before Kane.

[Iseunife The First @Shawnife]

@Qatari Today, we feel Qatari! 🔴🇶🇦

[AA @alexa03___]

They’ve invented owners selling their club

[Rooney @Rooney0161]

Tubby ginger mong

[Mrinal Mendon @Mrinalneo]

Peter Drury for the Rashford goal 🤤

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

it’s official. contract signed. scamming bastards tried having me on 48+ hours per week. scribbled over the 8 an signed. undetected so far. start training tomorrow. wants a piss test. gunna whack lucozade bottle round dogs knob tonight an will be in clear. life is looking good.

[Zoba @Czooba]

Lisandro Martinez won more ariel duels than Van Dijk tonight, anyone wants to talk about his height?? The media? Rivals?!

[Swiss Ramble @SwissRamble]

After Manchester United’s awful start to the season, the focus has once again turned to the Glazers. This thread will look at some of the reasons why the club’s fans might be unhappy with their owners – from a financial perspective #MUFC

[Corey @CM01__]

@anthonyallen798 Highlight of the season already

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

That first airport pint at 6am in Terminal 3

[Thomas Coxhead @iamcoxhead]

23 years ago today. 📆

My Dad snuck his camcorder into the Nou Camp. He didn't film any of the game, but got it out for the last 5 minutes.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

We've never shared this footage, until now...

#MUFC 👹