Alex Berg

5’9

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

Post Nut Clarity got me feeling like

[T Plain's manager @The_real_Ville]

Hate them or love them these 3 are top 10 all time rappers

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Built this sht brick by brick moving that Short n Sweet / Been Grindin Espresso beans since Virginia Beach / The sword sharpener, even Jesus father was a Carpenter

[IBashar @CurtisBashar]

Push said he has a file on every rapper in the game just in case and he raps like a devil talking to you nobody wants smoke with him, Kendrick can win with fake accusations but Push will end you with facts.

[Degen CPA | Drew @DrewVento]

Every man remembers their first time feeling and IUD.

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

@HipHopNumbers Igor and Forever Story are both certified. GNX is probably the most recent.

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

@AFCJ_Cole Most overrated album by Cole fans. Love the album but it’s not his top 3. I think it just hits a nostalgia spot for a lot of fans.

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

Not to get political but they’re trying to convince me
1 Gorilla > 100 Men
But
1 Man > 1 Bear
?!?!?!

[Ty @TyHDesign]

Poster for “Sinners”
Directed by Ryan Coogler

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

I suggest we try putting Jeff Goldblum in with the Gorilla. Perhaps his charm and whimsy would win the Gorilla over.

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

@Nore_MCC Dark Times. He’s leveled up every album he’s released imo

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

Googling “Billy Crystal HOT” on the company computer

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

Trump administration so bad it’s fucking up Positivity Moon

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

do I need the extra 20 minutes of sleep? technically, yes.
but do I spiritually need 20 minutes to just lay there, scowl at the ceiling, question every decision that led to this exact morning, and rehearse dramatic monologues in my head about why I deserve a softer life? absolutely.

it’s not just about waking up —it’s about emotionally preparing for the betrayal of being alive this early. I need time to mourn the night. to stare into the void. to whisper “five more minutes” even though I literally gave myself those minutes on purpose.

it’s the routine. it’s the rage. it’s the art of starting the day in full protest. and honestly? it works. I don’t get up happy —but I do get up. and that’s what matters.

[LB @lnbshr]

Seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

Seeing a 30 year old at Coachella feels like seeing that old guy at the gym. “Good for you sir” is the only thing that comes to mind.

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

RT @ComplexMusic: J. Cole brought out Erykah Badu during his performance of “Too Deep for the Intro” at Dreamville Fest

Badu’s “Didn’t Ch…

[Alex Berg @alexbergcomedy]

Think he carries Narcan?

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

SORRY NOT SORRY might just be Tyler’s magnum opus, an excellent song

[Aminé @heyamine]

13 Months of Sunshine
May 16th

my third studio album.