alex bergmans (work)

Proud employee! I love work!

[alex bergmans (work) @alexbergmans]

I got a case of the Mondays, folks, and I plan on crushing all 24 cans of it

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TGIF

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brat Q3 is in full swing

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**slams laptop shut until I get back from the bathroom 5 minutes later so I can continue working overtime**

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Memorial Day weekend is to remember our brave men and women in the armed forces who died the most honorable way possible: at work

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TGIF

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The livelong day is the actually the ideal work shift

[alex bergmans (work) @alexbergmans]

I hate my job!

April fools I love it

[alex bergmans (work) @alexbergmans]

So excited to let my boss know that my work is all done and I now have “Time to Lean”

[alex bergmans (work) @alexbergmans]

TGIF

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Monday tomorrow.. Garfield stays catching L’s but us proud employees stay eating

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@METALBEERS0LID no!!

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i love being Cratchit-coded

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I would get fired for screwing up the numbers on a spreadsheet of quarterly projections. So I can’t even imagine what my boss would do to me if he found out I was the worst war criminal of all time

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Let’s see if we can get #business trending! Everyone reply #business if you love business

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@alexbergmans Safety first, Alex!

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Running Microsoft Excel in safe mode 🙂

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I stan the DOW.. but I’d be lying if i said I didn’t enjoy the NASDAQ as well

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On the count of three everyone say your favorite core attribute of a good employee. One.. two… three- Punctuality!! Jinx!! You owe me a coke

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sitting safely inland in a cubicle