alexandra

🌎 she/her

[venus 🪷. @r0segardenn]

i’ve always thought schengen was a chinese ass name for a european visa

[Sam McKee @SamAMcKee]

Me trying to order a hot chocolate at Tim’s on my grade 7 Quebec trip because my teacher told me I had to try it in French.

[grovy @grovymango]

Drake makes music for people from mississauga ontario

[alexandra @alexbezaire]

@rylxur real

[Ganymede 🧜 @ivymede]

volunteering at the library digitizing archives of the local paper when i see an ad from 26 years ago that the library needs volunteers to catalogue the local paper

[words with love @juscrapbook]

the war will end, and leaders will shake hands, and the old lady will still wait for her martyred son, and that woman will wait for her beloved husband, and those children will wait for their heroic father. i don’t know who sold our homeland, but i know who paid the price.

[alexandra @alexbezaire]

mark carney is just like dua lipa in the sense that he is always travelling. also they both have british partners. have you ever seen them in the same room together…?

[Alan Smithee @AlanSmithee1987]

Me every night when I lie in bed:

[Super Saiyan MailGod Flow @umeprobdupree]

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterwards

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The purpose of academia is to open up new Chrome tabs until you die

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

In your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

CAD to USD conversion is so disrespectful it’s not even funny

[yogi @DJpastawater]

ServiceOntario doesn’t care about Service or Ontario at all

[໊ @meishato]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

[ٰ @daergp]

if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise

[lawnadelgod @billiedelgod]

why are women called basic white women for liking Taylor Swift but men are not called basic men for liking cars and football

[zph ♡ @dudeidonotknow]

"get a job" nooopeee playing on da swing

[august @winestainedtay]

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter