AlexBlaise

Parody Food Blogger & Disney Parks Hypebeast

[AlexBlaise @AlexBlaise]

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love @SaraBareilles! Thanks for not being creeped out when I tapped you on the shoulder for this photo!

[Dr. Erika Garcia Niles @flyingmonkey13]

Real question…

Is it every Trader Joe’s parking lot, or just mine?

[Benjamin A. Pete II @benjaminapete]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

twitter currently feeling like the delancey street mcdonalds

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[AlexBlaise @AlexBlaise]

Daylight Savings hit different when you got a kid! Send help

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

At midnight, Halloween is over. Then, at 12:01 am get ready for 7 1/2 weeks of THIS:

[AlexBlaise @AlexBlaise]

@EricMGarcia Broad City is way more New York than Friends or Seinfeld tried to be

[D. Diggs @98diggs]

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

[Anthony Moore @AllThatandMoore]

Homelessness and World Hunger:

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Elon Musk recently offered to donate billions to the UN’s World Food Program if they could explain to him exactly how they’d use it to combat world hunger. They did that, but of course, Musk was only kidding; instead he used the money to purchase Twitter. https://t.co/bVGIQCRtum

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

OBSESSED w watching a show that was a cultural phenomenon 6 months after everyone else had moved on and desperately wanting to tweet about it but no one cares!!!

[AlexBlaise @AlexBlaise]

The Fisher Price Kick n Play soundtrack didn’t have to go so hard. Straight 👏🏾 bops! 👏🏾

[Nolan Stark @nolansstark]

Me looking at Nuclear War tweets

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

#BREAKING: Tom Brady, who lost 2 Super Bowls to the Giants during his legendary 22-year NFL career, retires; see his full message here https://t.co/xJUpRDfznQ

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

While we try to figure out whether or not Tom Brady is retiring here is a video of the King Slayer Eli Manning

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[karl hess @karlhess]

can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work