Alex Borstein

If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.

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Done with Twitter. Bye.

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@TurkoAmericano Herself.

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My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️

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Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪

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@rheaseehorn Happy Birthday, badass. 🌸

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Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step.

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This post and every comment that follows is making me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️❤️❤️

[Penny Pluma @mfpen]

Not gonna lie I underestimated Jeff Goldblum until the spinning heel kick.

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Who wrote this for @RachelBros ? #MrsMaisel

[Debra Birnbaum @debrabirnbaum]

.@RachelBros: "Working with @AlexBorstein is a dream. She makes me laugh every day." @MaiselTV #MaiselMonday

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Who gives a shit? #namaste

[Matt Maisel @Matt_Maisel]

@LaraGreenbergTV @AlexBorstein @MaiselTV My *only* gripe with the show is...where the hell are the kids? Like, who's watching them?

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🎤 dropped

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

.@SteveSchmidtSES: "If Barack Obama was the president of the United States, this would not have happened. We would have had competent professional people ... not the confederacy of dunces that we see running around the West Wing."

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@patsweetpat And I love you, Patrick 🌸

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Ep. 5 of 15 minute Yoga Burst is available on IGTV now. Celebrate #vesak #thesak 🌚 #namaste
https://t.co/IrKmwnL0JM

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@weijia go go go 👏

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I don’t know, maybe put the selfie stick down?

[Amazing Science-Nature @AmazingScienc17]

Wow Amazing Video. 👏🤩💖👌👍😱🤗😂🤣😍

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😂😂😂

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

Only short people can save us

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@clmazin great. He chooses isolation time to finally take charge

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@JudithBorstein ❤️

[Anne Fletcher @TisAnneFletcher]

@AlexBorstein Judy!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Thanks you for raising a bad ass, you know what, I’m Alex 😂👍🏾
Apple/tree woman. I love you! xo

[Alex Borstein @AlexBorstein]

@TommyBlacha I am so so sorry. That is all. Just sad and sorry.

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That’s where the batteries are.

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@JudithBorstein ❤️❤️❤️

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Happy Mother’s Day to the most fabulous bitch on this planet. And thank you.
Thank you for my attitude problem. Thank you for my appetite for life. Thank you for loving me even when I felt unloveable.
Nagyon szeretlek. ❤️❤️❤️#boldoganyáknapját #HappyMothersDay