Alex Pasternak

OSU grad living in DC. Left-handed for oysters.

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@MSE @CapitalOneArena Why are you trying to make a stadium into a mall/airport lounge hybrid?

[Brianne K. Nadeau @BrianneKNadeau]

DC is under siege by our own fed govt, w/ armed military patrolling our streets & masked agents scooping up neighbors & taking them away. Our residents are afraid, hesitant to go out & to work, angry that our limited autonomy is being eroded. There is nothing welcome about this.

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@WizPRStats @CapitalCityGoGo Why?

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@eat_dc Good, place was absolutely terrible, even among Gallery Place celebrity chef restaurants

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@BillLandis25

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@Deadspin @AdamSchefter How does a website exist when all of their writers quit?

[Surrender Index 90 @surrender_idx90]

LV decided to punt to LAC from the LAC 43 on 4th & 1 with 7:15 remaining in the 4th while losing 10 to 16.

With a Surrender Index of 131.72, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2024 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@KOTNCFB @BillLandis25 Is K State in the north?

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@flounder76 @tomhaberstroh Since Ernie was fired

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@DougLesmerises @OfficialHIMYM This is among the worst takes I've ever seen on the OSU beat. @BillLandis25's eternal belief in Tate Martel is more rational than liking Barney's marriage ending 10 minutes after a whole season of the wedding and the mother immediately dying.

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@davidaldridgedc Nick Foles Eagles were underdogs in every playoff round

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

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[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@rooster_ohio As a DC resident, no thank you

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@Metrorailinfo This is still happening. What is broken?

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@Metrorailinfo What is broken with the track between U St and Columbia Heights? Every driver for 2 weeks has started and stopped a dozen times on the hill (bring back automatic trains!!!)

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@ShamsCharania

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@DansCafeDC Don’t be ridiculous. Cleaning up blood goes against everything Dan’s stands for

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Thank you to America’s conservatives for teaching us that that if you drink Bud Light and get the Pfizer jab, you’ll play in the Super Bowl and have sex with Taylor Swift

[Alex Pasternak @alexbpasternak]

@AriWasserman @DougLesmerises @ScottDochterman Wow so @BillLandis25 just wasn't invited to this one? After the Eagles playoffs, hasn't he been through enough????