Alex Cican

I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?

[Alex Cican @alexcican]

@jasonfried thicc

[Le ₿unker 🪖 @LeBunkerBtc]

Tu t'appelles Hans, t'as 31 ans et tu sors du match de la coupe du monde.

L'Allemagne s'est faite humilier par le Paraguay (il y a plus d'Allemands dans leur équipe que dans la tienne).

Le lendemain 6h45 tu retournes bosser, taxé à 60% pour financer la transition énergétique, les changements de sexe et les aides sociales distribuées par ton gouvernement aux migrants Érythréens qui se déclarent homosexuels pour rentrer dans les cases.

Cet été, tu le passes sous 38 degrés et sans clim clim parce que ton parti écologiste l'a qualifiée d'arme de destruction massive.

Au supermarché la bratwurst, tes saucisses préférées ont été remplacées par du soja gris KlimaFleisch subventionné par tes impôts pour sauver les Pingouins.

Dans ton open-space a 27 degrés tu as déclaré que tu étais du genre "divers" car c'est devenu le seul moyen d'espérer des promotions avec la discrimination positive et le DEI.

L'eau chaude coûte 18 centimes le litre depuis que le gaz russe est coupé, tu te laves en 3 minutes montre en main et ta propriétaire t'envoie des recommandés parce que la consommation dépasse le seuil énergétique fédéral. Tu pleures sous l'eau tiède.

À 16 ans tu manifestais contre les centrales nucléaires et t'as élu Angela Merkel qui a exécuté. Maintenant, le gaz russe est coupé, ton industrie du moteur thermique est en berne et l'électricité est un luxe: tu penses même à brûler tes meubles IKEA pour te chauffer cet hiver.

Pendant ce temps, ton cousin éloigné Friedrich au Paraguay paye 0% d'impôts, démarre son pick-up Ford V8 5 litres et s'apprête à fêter la victoire autour d'un asado en buvant de la bière allemande.

Ça va être un été de merde Hans, et c'est que le début.

[Robin Monotti @robinmonotti]

THE OMEGA BLOCK CAUSED THE HEATWAVE NOT CO2!
"Omega blocks get their name because they resemble the Greek uppercase letter omega, Ω. The contour lines resemble the Ω shape due to an enormous high-pressure ridge in the mid-troposphere that is sandwiched between two low-pressure systems to its east and west.
Hot Saharan air has been advected—that is, horizontally transported—northward into western Europe due to anticyclonic (clockwise) airflow, and as that air mass moves north, it is compressed adiabatically beneath the ridge where air is sinking.
This process is natural and has nothing whatsoever to do with climate change or greenhouse gas emissions."
Chris Martz, Meteorologist

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Amelia: Remigration @AmeliaRemigrate]

Thanks to multiculturalism:

London is a shithole
Paris is a shithole
Berlin is a shithole
Amsterdam is a shithole
Vienna is a shithole
Barcelona is a shithole
Madrid is a shithole

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

*yo reciclando una botella para cuidar el planeta*

El hijo de perra de Infantino durante el mundial:

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

If your country requires digital ID verification to use social media, then you don't live in a free country anymore.

If your country want to regulate or ban VPNs, you don't live in a free country anymore.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

WhatsApp’s “encryption” may be the biggest consumer fraud in history — deceiving billions of users. Despite its claims, it reads users’ messages and shares them with third parties. Telegram has never done this — and never will 🤝

[☩ 𝕁𝕄𝕋 ☩ @SecretFire79]

Your AI is completely objective…

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

When Cyprus got its independence from Britain, the UK illegally cleaved off sections to keep for itself as sovereign bases

The Brits should end their illegal occupation

[Alex Cican @alexcican]

@TraxNYC @levelsio

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

This generation’s daily routine:

- Wake up.
- Stare at a 6.7 inch screen.
- Work on a 16 inch screen.
- Relax with a 55inch screen.
- Stare at a 6.7 Inch Screen
- Sleep

Repeat.

[@levelsio @levelsio]

I did this a year ago!

I glued an Airtag to a plastic yogurt box

Then put it in the recycle bin

It ended up in waste burning plant and was not recycled, but burnt

Recycling is a massive gigantic hoax with lots of big companies making billions off of it

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

1960s - “Oil will run out in 10 years.”
1970s - “A new Ice Age is coming in 10 years.”
1980s - “Acid rain will destroy all crops in 10 years.”
1990s - “The ozone layer will disappear in 10 years.”
2000s - “The Arctic ice caps will be gone in 10 years.”
2010s - “Global warming will cause irreversible damage in 10 years unless we act now.”

NONE of it happened, but every single prediction led to one thing: MORE TAXES.

[Brad Gerstner @altcap]

Will never understand why we insist on Daylight Savings Time & Standard Time - who in the world wants the sun to set at 5.09 pm? The day was just fine yesterday when it set at 6.10 pm. 🌅🤷‍♂️

[Luke Belmar 👽 @lukebelmar]

If governments can print money why are we paying taxes?

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

This is how you solve a declining birth rate , not importing millions of Muslims

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[Jacques.web3 @jacques_web3]

Software engineer career path:

- Intern ($50k)
- Junior ($80k)
- Senior ($150k)
- Staff ($250k)
- Farmer ($30k but actually happy)

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

Per capita offending rates per 1,000…

Blacks against Whites ~11.6

Whites against Blacks ~0.38

Ratio ~31:1

*A white person is 31 times more likely to be victimized by a black person than the other way around.