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[al @alexcolapizza]

balloons on my profile day has come once again 🎈

[al @alexcolapizza]

@dreamfast_ look at us. but the offer still stands for 40

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. https://t.co/Tn2TQu5Djo

[al @alexcolapizza]

15 years on this damn app #MyXAnniversary

[al @alexcolapizza]

Happy Easter

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

1970s SNL was wild: you could find Bea Arthur hosting an episode with musical guest The Roches singing an a cappella rendition of the Hallelujah Chorus.

[al @alexcolapizza]

@drxamfast we sing good

[al @alexcolapizza]

@drxamfast I literally can’t believe this I’m laughing hahahahahahahahaa

[al @alexcolapizza]

I have COVID right now and I would just like to say
1) it sucks and is so much worse than the last time I had it (1.5 yrs ago)
2) get the f*cking booster

[al @alexcolapizza]

@drxamfast no homo tho

[al @alexcolapizza]

@drxamfast that’s what I deserve for trusting you with my passwords

[al @alexcolapizza]

@drxamfast literally

[al @alexcolapizza]

@AmericanAir why has my flight been taxiing around the airport for 30 minutes with no word from the captain or attendants lol is this an Uber to Denver

[al @alexcolapizza]

@drxamfast I’m your sibling now and always, and will fight the other two

[al @alexcolapizza]

Just had a flashback to freshman year of college when everyone at rich private college had brand new MacBooks and they were all obsessed with those stick on decals like the one of Snow White “holding” the apple logo

[al @alexcolapizza]

Thank you, @TedLasso 😭♥️

[al @alexcolapizza]

@_AlexiaDanielle love you so much, beautiful. thank you for being you. ♥️

[al @alexcolapizza]

@joshuapearl11 @_AlexiaDanielle So now we’re irrational because we’re advocating for free speech, equity, and inclusion? What happened to you? How did you become this way?

“Hundreds of thousands” hardly.
Hoping you don’t have gay or trans friends. If you ever want to have an open dialogue, let me know.

[al @alexcolapizza]

@joshuapearl11 @_AlexiaDanielle “A shirt stops being a shirt when there is a whole movement behind it.”

Go tell that to every shirt with a religious text/image. Every shirt with a sports team. Every shirt with a band with a cult following. The first amendment exists for this exact reason. Shut the hell up.

[al @alexcolapizza]

@joshuapearl11 @_AlexiaDanielle Gay people don’t solely exist behind closed doors. We exist, we have kids, we appreciate people like Alexia advocating for us and teaching her child kindness and inclusion. Your view is homophobic. Your view spreads hate. It is invalid in the 21st century.

[al @alexcolapizza]

@joshuapearl11 @_AlexiaDanielle Is your “opposing view” being homophobic? That’s not a view, that’s bigotry. I’m honestly so surprised by your reaction to her tweets. Breaks my heart.