Xander Conte

There are three important things in life... I know none of them.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

Spot on!

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

imagine guests walking in and seeing THIS 😐

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

Sam Tutty opens up about the "rewarding" experience of creating Two Strangers (Carry A Cake Across New York) in the UK and US. Watch more from the exclusive interview here: https://t.co/u3Yim8Xm9x

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@FoxNews Link to the source please. How plausible would this even be…

[NFL @NFL]

It’s official.

The 2027 NFL Draft is headed to Washington, D.C.!

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@NFL Top 5?👀

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@FoxNews That’s some Peter Parker nonsense… this is terrible. Find the perpetrator.

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@nhlpens Can we get Fleury back tho 👀🌸

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@penguins Love the goal, sad I lost my U3.5 cause of it🥲

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest following a hit in our game versus the Bengals. His heartbeat was restored on the field and he was transferred to the UC Medical Center for further testing and treatment. He is currently sedated and listed in critical condition.

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@mgswift7 I feel personally targeted…

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@steelers Ties the largest Steeler’s deficit since 1990? Dang. Second half magic?🪄

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@FoxNews Hello 👋. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 🤺

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'The Princess Bride' cast: Where are they now? https://t.co/gIfXk2DRPk

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@Pensburgh Yes. Yes they will. 🫳🎤

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette @PittsburghPG]

Biden to cancel up to $10,000 in student debt for most borrowers and $20,000 for Pell recipients https://t.co/CEcluBMx97

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

Last first day of school 🥹🥹

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

@FoxNews Looks like my last goldfish.

[Xander Conte @alexconte10]

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?🦑 @ Baltimore, Maryland https://t.co/bouEc7UXmA