Alex

If you don’t go to the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, YOU’RE PALE. And if you don’t do laundry, you ain’t got no clothes.

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Solo Sikoa’s incredible reaction after Jey Uso sent his warning shot:

#WWERAW

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

KEEP BULLYING TECH COMPANIES INTO REMOVING USELESS AND INVASIVE AI FEATURES!!!!!!!!

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet (1939)

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this is the greatest movie ending of all time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Really underrated part of the whole thing is the way Elmo's puppeteer "yes and"-ed it. The way he has that kid shaking with rage at the end lmao

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

hate when somebody pulls up to a stop sign before me and waves me through. who the fuck do you think you are? you don’t get to decide. those aren’t the rules. fuck you

[kirk @_mynwent]

When I die please tie these to my coffin

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

The lights go out on Danhausen but come back on to show him running to the back 😂😂😂

[“All Ego” Christopher #ThankYouStyles @4everspeedytime]

Calls himself the quarterback, but won’t pass the ball

[Alex @alexcubbon]

@megannn_lynne They were almost good??

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I don’t think he should be allowed to destroy the thing we all stare at every night after work while dreaming of a life without capitalists like him.

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Sir Ian McKellen at 86 expertly reciting Shakespeare last night!

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

boromir when he learns the plan is to take the One Ring and simply walk into Mordor:

[Alex @alexcubbon]

JT and KP are such an odd pairing but I ship it tbh I think they’re cute

[Alex @alexcubbon]

If Cody Rhodes wins the Royal Rumble.. I stg

[regis @regissphilbin]

the implication that big bird doesn’t slay just pmo so bad