Alex Curran

on a lifelong quest to find out just what is a bot.

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

Ever have one of those days when your lawn mower doesn’t want to cooperate?

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@NoContextHumans Or never knew. I've got partially sighted relatives and know many others and genuinely didn't know this. I would venture it's not commonly known at all.

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/4x2XDubk4l #Chase

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

This is absolutely brilliant… 🤣

[Gateshead FC @GatesheadFC]

Gateshead FC can confirm that our prospective application to join the EFL for the 2025/26 season has been accepted, which would allow the club to compete for promotion from the National League, if eligible through league position, come the end of the season.

#WorClub ⚪️⚫️

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@WG_RumblePants Gary Pratt told me that my reverse sweep was the worst he'd ever seen when I played against him. I never played the shot again and then he pissed off Ricky Ponting for england. I didn't think he was that funny though.

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@nyt_diff Interesting change that one

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@elonmusk Aye the Roman Empire did mint. Carry on

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@elonmusk What you up to kid?

[susan curran @susan_curran]

Too important to lose

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

This is local but please - I cannot have that leisure centre close

[Gateshead Fell CC @GatesheadFellCC]

Save Gateshead leisure centre!
@FellingCC
@BillQuayCC

https://t.co/O6UncNlxAf

[Gateshead Fell CC @GatesheadFellCC]

Save Gateshead leisure centre!
@FellingCC
@BillQuayCC

https://t.co/O6UncNlxAf

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@rekrapmada17 @Davethe25219352 @scelfieman @rickygervais In fairness he said she didn't fight two world wars

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@Slate 😬

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@BGWinNWO lol

[FT Weekend Magazine @FTMag]

‘The Simpsons is not just a TV show. The Simpsons is a language.’

@HealthUntoDeath’s essay, out today

https://t.co/3mSVUGuKsE

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@nocontextfooty

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@JoshOWTB @ChangeChecker I cannot crack the code either

[MATT 🅿️ @PapaPincus]

FREE Venezia shirt? Hit retweet & follow to enter! ⚽️

If Aubameyang scores tonight against UE Olot, we are giving away a FREE #VENEZIA shirt to a lucky entrant!

Go! Go! Go!

[Alex Curran @alexcurran]

@odd_really Has to be Moldova for me