Alex

Crypto enthusiast, researcher, investor.

[Alex @AlexD62v]

🎖 Earned my stripes in the 2025 GMGN trenches as:

Trenches Survivor

You've seen the bloodbath and made it out flat. That's a win. #GMGN2025

👉🏻 Claim your title: https://t.co/3YxTEF3BS0

[Alex @AlexD62v]

Well, Jupiter ngmi 100%

[Jupiter @JupiterExchange]

Public Sale Relaunch for $WET is NOW LIVE!

Public Sale Relaunch Details:
Sale allocation: 30m tokens (3.0%) of total supply
Purchase price: 0.069 USDC per token (69m FDV)
Wallet cap: 500 USDC per wallet
Start time: 8th December, 11am EST
End time: 8th December, 11pm EST
Mechanism: First come first served

Token claim and liquidity pool go live on 9th December, 9am EST.

NEW $WET token CA: WETZjtprkDMCcUxPi9PfWnowMRZkiGGHDb9rABuRZ2U

The sale is filled on a first-come, first-served basis and expected to sell out fast.

May the wettest fingers win!

[HumidiFi @humidifi]

Some real dry shit happened today.

Humidifi started 6 months ago from nothing, straight from the trenches of DeFi 1.0.

In those 6 months, for SOL-USD, we started quoting tighter and doing more volume than Binance. We did not kiss any ass or bend the knee to anyone. We started DeFi 2.0 with a vision of bringing liquidity to the people. The public sale today only brought liquidity to one sniper, fuck that guy. Humidifi will never turn its back on the trenches.

For the public sale, a bot farm sniped the entire supply instantly and weterans were not able to participate. I shed some real humid tears and crashed out.

Here is why this dry shit happened:

They set up thousands of wallets, each having 1000 USDC. For each wallet, there was an instruction created, that triggered the deposit of funds into the DTF smart contract.

This is like a button that says put 1000 USDC into DTF to buy WET.

Then a transaction was made that pressed 6 of these buttons at the same time.

Per bundle sent (a lot of bundles were sent), 4 transactions were executed. 4 transactions that triggered 6 instructions each, for a total of 24,000 USDC or ~350,000 WET for each bundle.

So what’s going to happen next in the WaterWorld?

We are creating a new token. All Wetlist and JUP staker buyers will receive a pro-rata airdrop. The sniper is not getting shit, fuck that guy.

We will do a new public sale on Monday.

The Temporal chads @cavemanloverboy and @joebuild have helped write a new DTF contract with weterans top of mind. It has been audited by @osec_io.

Let’s make @solana wet again.

More details soon.

Billions must get wet

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@JupiterExchange watching same sh for 8 years in a row lol,
- this time will be different
- yeaaaaaa

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@JupiterExchange guys, FDV 50m or 500m???

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@finnbags hello
@finnbags
fix the mess with the first distribution first. You took peoples' money and no, we wont generate von on any of your products till you give that money back.

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@finnbags @BagsApp hello @finnbags

fix the mess with the first distribution first. You took peoples' money

[Bok @BokLocks]

Blatant fraud unfolding by @finnbags and the bags team

-the founder tweeted a snapshot time: 8 pm PST
-ppl participate
-all charts nuke after the "snapshot", leaving most -50% or worse
-people capitulate, willing to take the loss for the dividends
-team scoops up supply and snapshot occurs 15-20 mins later
-team then gaslights participants, calling them jeets.

How is any of this legal?

Answer: It's not.

[mert @mert]

today, Solana changes forever

we've solved the biggest data/RPC problem that exists

solana historical/archival data — has now been redesigned

quick context:

today when you query historical data (getBlock/getTransaction/getSignaturesForAddress), it hits Google BigTable

this is i) slow, ii) expensive, iii) inflexible for queries

e.g., you physically can not get the first tx for a Solana address without looping back endlessly from the latest tx

for busy addresses, this can take thousands of RPC calls — extremely slow, expensive, and annoying

also, imagine you wanted to get the most recent 100 txs for an address, how do you do it?

you first hit getSignaturesForAddress to get all the tx signatures and then call getTransaction on each tx to get its details — this can take 1,001 RPC calls in the worst case

not anymore

we have built a new distributed archival storage system that is 1,000x faster, more flexible, and more scalable

the best part? we're introducing a new API method:

getTransactionsForAddress

with this method, you can now:

i) combine getSignaturesForAddress and getTransaction calls into just 1 call instead of 1,000

ii) you can search in reverse order without needing to traverse

iii) you can search historical transactions by time and slot ranges (e.g. get me all the txns from January 5th, 2025 until February 5th, 2025)

what's more:

- getBlock calls are now 10x faster
- getTransaction calls are now 10x faster
- getSignaturesForAddress calls are now 10x faster

10x lower latency, 100x fewer RPC calls, and 1000x less code

enjoy!

docs below

[Vistara Labs @vistaralabs]

First we built the agents.

Now @_mayurc and @zaara_ai is teaching them discipline - every trade, every decision, verifiable on-chain.

The era of transparent, AI-powered trading is here.

The Verifiable AI Copy Trader - coming soon on @Lighter_xyz. ⚡️

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@Grigory_Pon binance soon?

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@PumpAirdrop 🤣🤣🤣

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@hemic_ elastic kormushka

[Alex @AlexD62v]

@Grigory_Pon TOP

[Alex @AlexD62v]

🤣🤣🤣
@a1lon9 lock the fck in!

[Alex @AlexD62v]

Imagine a situation where just for once you all just didn't sell 😂

[Alex @AlexD62v]

How is it still under 1mil?
78MeevhipwtfZsdXxvNYg3HxisGKxBX14kQeMbuHpump
F*ck, sell everything, I'll buy it all for under 10k.

[Alex @AlexD62v]

Usually never posting new launches, but maaan... this is so banger https://t.co/Qb0Gy8kl2H

[Chill House @ChillHouseSOL]

Reverse flywheel

[Alex @AlexD62v]

one more sad story from trenches

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