Alex Bernard

Writer/Director - @Spotify @collider Best known for my thirty years hosting the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

“For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them. Where two or three thousand gather, that’s a riot waiting to happen. Send in the Marines.” (Matthew 18:20)
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[USC Marshall School of Business @USCMarshall]

Kiki Iriafen MSEI ’25, star forward on the @USCWBB team, is bringing the same drive and discipline to her entrepreneurial studies as she does to the court.
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[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@emily_cerrito Did you accomplish it? Did you get good results from your lady Gaga survey? What did you learn?

[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@emily_cerrito Political Emily is back.

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@emily_cerrito Nice typo snowflake 🤪

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@emily_cerrito The most beautiful sound I ever heard…

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@emily_cerrito What was your game here

[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@emily_cerrito Perfect. All full.

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@emily_cerrito Amazing! One more would be great!

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@emily_cerrito Love this! Hope there’s two more!

[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@emily_cerrito A 20 year old asking “since when” is elite #politicalyears

[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@emily_cerrito “7 votes”

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@emily_cerrito The “political years”

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@emily_cerrito The “political years”

[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@emily_cerrito So raw and powerful

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@emily_cerrito Foreshadowing

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@emily_cerrito Posts 2 days later…

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@emily_cerrito Hi 2024 Alex here. I actually don’t use D anymore because it’s owned by an alt-right wannabe oligarch. Glad to see you’re still having fun though!

[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

If you can’t handle me in my shirts, you sure as hell don’t deserve me in my vest

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"My term as governor of a popular swing state is up next January, and I was dreaming of finally going to culinary school. Now, I’ll probably have to meet JD Vance and shake his sweaty little hand."
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[Alex Bernard @alexdBernard]

@JacobHirschmann @KEVINCHO_TV @RiverPlate Hits different not being tagged