alex darling

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words.

[john @jxhnwae]

i’m glad that stranger things has opened up a discourse about kate bush cus running up that hill is one of the best songs of all time and i will die on said hill

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 40% lower than men's.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m soooo close to responding to my texts I can feel it. Like if I haven’t replied in weeks I bet I’m going to soooo soon I’m positive

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

[Olivia Lavelle♏️ @olivialavelle1]

Someone’s changed her name on Wikipedia to Molly mae thatcher hahahahah

[Taylor James @taylorr_jamess]

I want Molly Mae to prove how posting on Instagram for a living is hard work, babe u try teaching 70+ year olds how to use self checkouts at M&S

[♡graciepoo♡ @9wacie]

how tf is the customer always right? like i’m the one that was trained to work here😭

[trash jones @jzux]

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[Amy @mynamesamy_]

Insta v Reality

[ً @TweetXan_]

They need to change the phrase “holiday request”, it’s more “holiday awareness” because I’m not requesting anything, I’m making you aware that you will not see me.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Police boss Philip Allott, who said women needed to be "streetwise" following Sarah Everard's murder by police officer, resigns as North Yorkshire Police, Fire and Crime Commissioner https://t.co/b2dT9BpIbe

[Adam Curlis @TAFEeducation]

Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem.

But it’s staring us in the face.

Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy