Alexander the Average

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Mike Locksley is GONE!!!!!!!!!

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@FlightWeeed @hdiansnsnndk @semaJ7272 He's not doing any of that. Hes paying people much smarter than him to do it while he takes all the credit.

Dweeb

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@PortaRickoSuave No , he makes me uncomfortable because ever since about 2021 , he has continued to try to be the biggest victim in the room at all times. Every single problem he's faced has been someone else's fault according to JB.

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@Brett_Pats Yeah but they have an excuse. Theyre RBs are bad

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@Its_Coach_Steve Eh. A finger in the chest is fine. He didnt hit him, push him or do anything crazy.

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@TCLtalksNFL Hes clearly an ntelligent person but he often comes off as a dumb smart person.

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@Brett_Pats Waiting for them to notice they run alot better after Drake has lit up the defense abit

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@daPhuc28 @CraigMacLeod77 @MisterCommodity Yeah , cause people get arrested all the time for threatening athletes. Oh wait, they dont.

It's okay , you believe that threatening players is small potatoes unless a canadian is doing it

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@daPhuc28 @CraigMacLeod77 @MisterCommodity The literal sitting US president

He can demand a trade for whatever reason he wants. Just wild how he got some anonymous threats and now ALL of Canada is the problem but if he played in Philly it would just be contained to Philly.

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@daPhuc28 @CraigMacLeod77 @MisterCommodity Yes, they know what happens in every sport yet only in hockey is it deemed awful enough to have a player demand a trade and get 500 think pieces on why Canada shouldnt exist anymore

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@daPhuc28 @CraigMacLeod77 @MisterCommodity I think everyone agrees that the death threats are absolutely disgusting. The problem is when people try to act like this is a purely Canadian thing and pretend this doesnt happen in the US to American athletes.

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@daPhuc28 @CraigMacLeod77 @MisterCommodity No, its moreso that people are trying to push thos idea that this is a Canada exclusive thing

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Whoever designed the idea of Angels dying in Supernatural was in their fucking BAG

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The song always made me invasion like a 16 year old kid having very normal thoughts about older women

Then the music video is all avout a kid no older than 13 and I just feel gross

[music archive 💿 @rayofmusicx]

fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom
2003

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Damn, this episode killed off 3 named characters. Wild

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@emiilyluvvs The Night House

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Im starting to think JB just has a massive victim complex. I think even he knows theres no issue between him and Tatum but he NEEDS there to be a problem for his own ego

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@LucilleBurdge Well, when the only reason you feel backstabbed is because of some made up bs you put in your own head , yeah , you're still the bad guy.

Especially when you go on socials and talk about how much you loved the season in which your teammate was hurt

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You mean like Jason? Or Carrie? Or Kayako? Or Samara? Or Reagan? Candyman? Frankensteins Monster? And many many more.

[Lilith 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @lillicrozma]

See the problem isn’t that she’s an sa victim, the problem is that she’s being reduced in pop culture to a scary monster despite being the victim of the story

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@JuanShip98 Just direct those fans to my twitter page and my conversations about Mike Locksley