alex (parody)

~ now with 50% less sodium ~ follow me on letterboxd
filmmaker/musician/trier of things

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

I made a horror short film and it’s free to watch on YouTube now! Take five minutes for a silly little Halloween spook sesh 👻🎃 https://t.co/7WKaso6gbP

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

going to concerts and checking my email 6 times

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

i have never not regretted a costco hot dog

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

just got the smallest pop up ad i've ever seen and it was for the blue man group

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

starting a grateful dead kick and i think my spotify stats are about to be ruined in less than a week

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

@goobinator01 no john williams score either.....

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

i think my neighbor is listening to a compilation of every argument that happens at the end of a wu-tang song

[audrey @phlegmme]

I run with a stupid ass crew of dullards and dunces

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

@goobinator01 oh wtf i’m so sorry dude

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

i just finished my first feature length script!

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

i've been trying to piece together what electric car engines remind me of and i've landed on the sound of a fortnite chest nearby

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

@benshotonfilm i have never not found a copy of galaxy quest at every thrift store i go to

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

@goobinator01 oh hell yeah

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

everyone at this coffee shop knows i just got a new haircut and i feel kinda weird about it. theyre all pointing and laughing and going "they trimmed too much off the top". theyre drawing me on the chalk board with x eyes

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

@goobinator01 this looks so good, that mask is so tough

[alex (parody) @alexdachimp]

@eraserheadbaby_ the only answer is gregg araki