Alexander Cass

Asian-American dad, husband, nerd. Theme parks, comics, and sci-fi give me life.

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@ksorbs Kevin Sorbo is apparently the Media Hate Measurer General.

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Jason Sudeikis today

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@w_terrence You only needed to post the third sentence to summarize your default state.

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If you’re ever on the run for murder, declare your candidacy for President and you’re home free, apparently.

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Elizabeth Holmes defrauded rich corporations and got 11 years.

Trump incited an insurrection against our country and is running for President again.

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@duty2warn Trump was like the Agent Smith virus. A useful weapon for the GOP, but they never had control of it.

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@TheLeoTerrell “Trump eats the sun and drinks the sky…”

Lay off the Flavor Aid, my dude.

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@TomiLahren @foxandfriends Elon Musk trying to fix something that wasn’t broken, and ending up destroying it in the process.

You love to see it.

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The truth is that I am a Twitter glitch. So when it goes, I go too. Goodbye, tweeps.

#GoodByeTwitter

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Prediction: EM will soon leave or sell the company in defeat, and a new Twitter - Twitter Phoenix - will emerge in its place.

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Good-bye Twitter.

Hello MeowMeowBeenz!

@CommunityTV @joelmchale @kenjeong @YNB @alisonbrie

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I always suspected EM bought Twitter just to scuttle it.

Catch me on Friendster.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ @GOPoversight Since you’re projecting, let’s figure out if Biden incited an insurrection or stole classified documents while we’re at it.

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@TheLeoTerrell I can’t wait for the lower prices and healthcare that come out of this investigation of a private citizen.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Lol. Federal $ only makes up 10% of NPR’s funding.

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@TomiLahren During the pandemic, Republican leaders told their peeps not to use mail-in ballots. Guess who used them and liked their convenience enough to use them again?

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@parksandrec Harvest Fair

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I’ll catch the movie #Enchanted every now and then and wonder why I ever liked it way back when. Then the big song and dance number in Central Park happens and I’ll remember.

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@itsJeffTiedrich At Loser O’clock.

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It’s funny that the GOP has gone from “Hell yeah! Trump is running again!” to “Oh s***, he’s running again!” in a matter of days.