Alex

Reverse engineer & developer. If it runs, I can read it. If it's broken, I can fix it.

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@allen_dolgonos fuck whop

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@allen_dolgonos @czoob3 he connect you because you have 33k$ on balance 😅

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

Oh wow, that's super easy, why didn't I think of that 😂
Adding a screenshot so you can see how it actually goes: I asked the AI to connect me to a human and it refused. Every. Single. Time.

And I'm just one of millions stuck in the same loop. At this point the AI would connect me to its mom before it connects me to a Whop human agent lol

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@cultured

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@czoob3 Friday night dinners ❌
Friday night spending sellers' frozen funds ✅

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@whop @whop add this one to the list. You're suspending sellers faster than you're shipping new "Levels".

https://t.co/hVzz05Sv3B

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@LucasDuncanX @LucasDuncanX Hey bro, long time no see on Whop live chat! Are you still working there, or did they put your salary on a 90 day hold too? 😂

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@LucasDuncanX

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@whop 😅😅😅😅😅

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@whop

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@SalesPsych0 @whop Facts bro. They're baiting new sellers with 0% fees Marketing , then a few days later they get hit with their money on hold and no one to talk to.

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@whop

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@hectorserrranoo @whop @czoob3

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@benhkaplan

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@ogofthegame @colinillner be careful bro they suspend accounts aggressively

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@colinillner whop is just a scam

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@luisdewendtofc @commas bro i Submitted everything, saw it all go Verified… 1 min later it flipped back to "In review" and then Add option the platform has a lot of bugs

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

Same thing happened to me. When I joined @Whop in 2022 they were amazing. Support answered right away, instant payouts, no endless questions. Even their CEO @cultured was personally out there bringing people in and talking to them directly.

It’s Stripe 2016 all over again. No real KYC, they grabbed everyone they could, and once they made it they stopped caring about small sellers.

Now they ban everyone and keep only the big players doing $7M a month, and they help them even when it’s a shady business. You or me could do $1M a year and they still won’t look at us.

[Alex @AlexDesigns_eth]

@commas Got suspended on Whop after doing ~$100k/mo. No reason given.

Lots of people here talk about Commas + a friend recommended it, so I signed up.

Submitted everything, saw it all go Verified… 1 min later it flipped back to "In review" and then Add option

Anyone at Commas who can help? @MitchRodio @luisdewendtofc