Alex Dinser

wingin' it. be kind

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

As of today I'm an Aunt x 3! Feeling all of the happy ❤️

[Unfriendly Black Hottie❤️‍🔥 @Heyyy_Kass]

Capitol and Capital really kicking y’all asses. But I’ll talk about it tomorrow

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@truckhable22 now guzzles 47 lac croix a night, in fact, “I’ll leave you the last la croix...” was my way of saying ‘I love you’ in our WEDDING vows. Cue **Let’s see how far we’ve come

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

My boyfriend asked me after taking a drink of my La Croix bc it was all I had in the fridge, "you drink these, like by choice?" And really, he has a point. They taste like shit, but I must continue to be hip

[Nerdy Pursuit 🐉 @nerdypursuit]

Pete Buttigieg - Fox News might not let you back after you destroyed their set like that 😂

#Debates2020

[Sarah Jones @onesarahjones]

I cancelled my wedding and had to say goodbye to a loved one while wearing gloves and a face shield but hey, at least Amy Coney Barrett got her party

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@truckhable22 I’m buying 75 pomegranates tomorrow

[Liz Gonzales @TheLizGonzales]

Not for nothing but this is one of the most valuable things I've learned in a while

[John Gibbons 🇵🇸 @think_or_swim]

So many #Climate emergencies worldwide, it's hard to keep up. But #AmazonRainforest burning is stand-out global disaster.
Every red dot below represents a significant fire

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@urnlish Root of ALL my anxiety. Loose. Glitter.

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

V excited

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

HERE. WE. COME.



#OneNationOneTeam

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

I just went to put in my shipping address and started to type 1116 Lafayette Ave. Kalamazoo... It could have happened due to the fact it’s 3:30am, but I say it’s because I miss our big, red, unattractive duplex on Lafayette @MeganRosss

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

Ilana Glazer be my best friend

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@truckhable22 let’s revisit this. You’re sponsored now, consuming your body weight in La Croix daily... and I haven’t even gotten a thank you yet? Bogus

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

My boyfriend asked me after taking a drink of my La Croix bc it was all I had in the fridge, "you drink these, like by choice?" And really, he has a point. They taste like shit, but I must continue to be hip

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@truckhable22 and you watered, fed, and kissed them goodnight tonight too

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

I buy two chickens so we always have fresh eggs...

Brent : we’re not a GD farm, Alex!!!

Two. Little. Chickens.

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

I buy two chickens so we always have fresh eggs...

Brent : we’re not a GD farm, Alex!!!

Two. Little. Chickens.

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

Oakland county* ... MOOD

[Filz @Dr_Filz]

Which one of you fuckin reptiles didn’t vaccinate your child and brought measles to Chatham??

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@truckhable22 she real cute tho

[Ali B @abow52]

If I have a child who looks more like the father than me I will be so hurt for real

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

Get yourself & your kid vaccinated. You should have been since like, 1971. Thanks.

[The Detroit News @detroitnews]

Four more cases of measles diagnosed in Oakland County. https://t.co/6VCBVdxjhK

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

“What do we want?”
“Our kids to die!”
“When do we want it?”
“Unexpectedly, from a preventable 19th-century steamship disease!”

[Alex Dinser @AlexDinser]

@truckhable22