alex 🌹

Communitarian socialist and social liberal (yes it works) | NUFC | He/Him | 18 | Durham Uni ‘29

[✰ @luvhardo]

Had this start to his career here, then was decided to be slapped centre mid for no apparent reason, then when it shockingly didn’t work in midfield he was benched for the rest of the season and had his confidence killed by Beheaddie Howe

Now apparently he’s always been shit, too slow, not good enough for the prem. shut up man

[ithaca rising 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 @ithacarising]

Prince Metternich, the great Austrian Chancellor, once remarked to an English diplomat: "In Vienna, even the common people speak French better than the educated classes of London."

The diplomat's sharp reply came at once: "Your Highness would do well to remember that Napoleon never came to London twice to teach them."

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

My phone gallery just gonna be Jaissle gifs 😂

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

protestants yearn for the monasteries

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Peep Show rewatch ongoing

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Bored of Nico Gonzalez now #NUFC

[alex 🌹 @AlexDoddy24]

@Im_RobM This is how I found out and I’m delighted about it

[j @Punished_TBlair]

Try over 12 hours without Jaissle ball

[Jia 🥕 @jiagrapher]

When has America actually been ruled by the Americans?

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Proletarian reaction to Hey Men and they are pigs vs Appalachian folk singer Nimrod Workman

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Pure perfection 😂

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @adropboxspace]

stealing the SAS motto for your fucking consulting service is next tier loser shit.

[nathan @_nathanf38]

the ball Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins and Lyon were having thrown back to them when they had no idea there was any ball tampering going on

[ChadChampionClips @ChadChampclips]

James fishback when the political gambit doesn’t pay off so you’re genuinely just stuck in $1.5 million in debt w a fake wife and kid on the way

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Happy Cardiff (a) day to all that celebrate #NUFC

[Dr. Brown Bear♡🇫 @g_dominguez1]

"Whose pussy is this?"
Student finance England😭

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Makes sense now

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

And what about it