Alex

Ain’t none of this serious!

[Alex @alexdoesatweet]

Getting Shannon Sharpe to laugh will probably be my peak twitter experience

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

WALDSTAR

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m howling my ass off💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”

[Alex @alexdoesatweet]

@JMintzWords @DragonflyJonez And a Minnesota winter after living in LA for a decade

[we back up @titanstime26]

This one hurts from King Henry

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

THREE FIRST HALF GOALS FOR THE UNITED STATES

TWO OFF THE FOOT OF FOLARIN

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

The Club 520 podcast couldn’t stop LAUGHING after CLOWNING the goofiest fans who were calling them 💀🤣🤣

“Weak a** glasses, put your fata** face in the camera, ugly a** n*gga.”

“I’n driving”

“I don’t give a f*ck n*gga, DIE.” 😭

[Alex @alexdoesatweet]

@brgridiron It is 2026. How are you still finding a way to do this

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

You gotta think the Blazers are gonna be celebrating this win for the entire 31-hour Greyhound ride back to Portland.

[hq_eppitch12 @RollVikings]

Toilet paper getting the call up from triple A today

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute.

She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

dianna russini: “mike wait, I think I heard someone”

jalen hurts in the bushes:

[𝓂 ✧ @wistfuldoe]

this post perfectly sums up everything i hate about current “wellness” trends online

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

“I don’t do politics” ass mfers when bread is $55