Alex 🥸 Simmons

he/him - sometimes i make things and do stuff

[Alex 🥸 Simmons @alexdsimmons47]

I said “lmao” to my European coworker and she didn’t know what it meant and I had to explain it to her and I literally felt my dignity leave my body

[Alex 🥸 Simmons @alexdsimmons47]

@RachelLeishman Rachel did you really tweet this after telling me you would and still not tag me

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

friendship bonded for life by a little alien tattoo. cheers to 10 years of friendship and your birthday, @alexdsimmons47

[Alex 🥸 Simmons @alexdsimmons47]

@RachelLeishman 🛸nudes in profile👽

[Alex 🥸 Simmons @alexdsimmons47]

@pedarlikecedar @leahmarilla @RachelLeishman Hi what I did was I held my camera (iPhone) up to the white screen of my MacBook and then held my finger to lock the focus. Then I aimed out the window with the focus still locked and it was an orange hellscape of aesthetic beauty! Also I learned this on Reddit!!

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Fleetwood Mac- Tusk (1979)

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Wavves- King of the Beach (2010)

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

01 Mar 2023

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Homer, I found this behind the radiator."

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

haveing coffee

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

🪱

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Paramore- This Is Why (2023)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The original Metroid Prime has been remastered for Nintendo Switch!

Explore Tallon IV from the perspective of Samus Aran & choose from new dual-stick controls, or more traditional ones.
Metroid Prime Remastered is out now on Nintendo eShop!

https://t.co/2Bcpn6u4Ul

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: Metroid Prime Remastered announced for Switch, dropping on the Nintendo eShop today. #NintendoSwitch

[Matt McMuscles @MattMcMuscles]

No more farming, thanks.

[Peter Diseth @peterdiseth]

Happy anniversary to #BetterCallSaul, which premiered 8 years ago today! I’ve been told the traditional gift for the eighth year is bronze, so here’s a picture of Howard Hamlin ❤️⚖️❤️

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

gm

[Alex 🥸 Simmons @alexdsimmons47]

First order of business lol