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[dirty chai @alexells_]

Is mark cuban commentating this game or what

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@yelllow_bird I got the runaround with deluke derm for years and switched to dr santalucia with buffalo medical group in OP and he was like why are you doing x y and z, you literally just need to take generic allegra and it is WORKING. God speed and good luck, I know where you’re coming from!!

[dirty chai @alexells_]

Just picked up my lyme disease antibiotic, let’s gooooo

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@_angelarose Literally disgusted at how good they are together

[dirty chai @alexells_]

I just spit out my protein shake; my wedding photos are underneath Vanessa Williams’ on a wedding vendor website & we both are now divorced 👯‍♀️ Wilhelmina Slater I love youuuu!!!!!

[dirty chai @alexells_]

I was trying to find a client in my CRM and typed “moo deng” instead, my brain has rotted to nothing

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@RachToTheRizzo The limit does not exist

[dirty chai @alexells_]

You don’t get it, Moo Deng is the only thing keeping me together right now

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@yupitsjosh Is it too reductive to say diva down

[dirty chai @alexells_]

I’m getting really into pajama sets

[dirty chai @alexells_]

Hot mailman alert hot mailman alert, do you want a friends to lovers story arc hot mailman

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

something about books getting smaller to save the planet while endless AI swallows glaciers whole to "summarize" emails

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@yupitsjosh The Greeks really get me

[dirty chai @alexells_]

How are you guys out here eating the oikos pro yogurt, this stuff is vile

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@Summlove_ Oh my god what a weirdo

[dirty chai @alexells_]

Anyway my doctor complimented my pedicure and I was like ew don’t look at my toes old man

[dirty chai @alexells_]

So far I’m mostly confused about this John Mayer reincarnation

[dirty chai @alexells_]

Yikes

[dirty chai @alexells_]

@_angelarose Nothing gets me hype like a new week of dense bean salads

[dirty chai @alexells_]

Someone just told me I smell like a witch and truly I’ve never been so flattered in my life
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wearing Laurel Canyon, 1966 by Thin Wild Mercury