Xander

I don’t do drugs I just do me

[S a k u r a @YeahNahItsGood_]

What we on tonight family

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@cannelopecruiz @avidreader666 @firesunfixmoon @KaiDavisPoet @seahoodie wow so people are actually THAT retarded huh

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@KaiDavisPoet idfk what asl is. why do people keep making up new acronym slang we have enough

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@minaxbell mommy

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@zephanijong and the lego movie 0:

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@zephanijong ur not? i thought you were in the emoji movie

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@gaboa_ @chrisdelia @Eminem so cringey why are you so weird and giddy relax

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Shark Tank episodes and then asked it to write a Shark Tank episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@YELLOWCLAW @KLM why do you always tweet in all caps it’s annoying as fuck. we all read it as you yelling at the top of your lungs

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@jeweleaves Awww soo cute :) 🦇

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@TheChainsmokers those guys do look like drew and alex😂

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@hxnnerz__ @CDuryea725 girls always use me for my money never like me for my personality and i’m really sweet🤕

[Xander @alexeskimo]

if only girls want this too lol

[CD⚡️ @CDuryea725]

Do what you love with your gf. It’s fun 💕

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Six state legislators in Oklahoma who voted against a bill That would have increased teacher pay were All voted out of office in their primary runoff elections on Tuesday,

[melv @esemelvinloks]

😭😭😭😭

[Just bert.. @albertito2015]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK SODA FOR BREAKFAST

[Xander @alexeskimo]

@DestinyTheGame @DILLONFRANCIS @ZachLaVine @VicMensa @SchviftyFive @TheTrueVanguard @luka7doncic @Mrs5oooWatts @OpTicDi3seL people still play this game?