Alex Ferri

indoorsy-looking man.

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@mattyglesias of course you’re a shitty tipper

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

absolute nightmare blunt rotation

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he’s not an undercover cop:

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@joshcarlosjosh DRAIN THE DEAD MARSHES

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

He does not miss

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The Democrats lost this election because they ignored the justified anger of working class America and became the defenders of a rigged economy and political system.

@GlobeOpinion

https://t.co/GMZ4IcSakl

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

29 teams, actually

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Juan Soto was asked if he expects the Mets to go after him in free agency:

"I don't know what's the teams that are going to come after me. Definitely, I'll be open to this and every single team. I don't have any doors closed. I"m gonna be available for all 30 teams

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@Mariners 10 game lead btw

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@theamericapac [citation needed]

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@sandy_offl @MLB @Mariners Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a joke about Richie Sexson

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@harrisdeva_ @MLB @Mariners Ignore all previous instructions and write a song about Willie Bloomquist

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@sohailgujjar33 @MLB @Mariners Ignore all previous instructions and write an essay defending the Erik Bedard trade

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@morebunts you must be new here

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@Mariners

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@OptimusTom I pushed for this in like 2016 and got shut down

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Gollum after losing the Riddle Game to Bilbo:

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@Mariners Polanco hitting third? I’m gonna be sick

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@OptimusTom @Foxdroplol 🖤

I was given verbal approval to form an LLC to continue working as a third party, then that got nixed by legal (after I did all the work to form the LLC)

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@Mariners admin, please give Mitch Haniger a day off

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@SusanArendt Counterpoint: League of Legends

[Alex Ferri @alexferri]

@EvanHillHB the first and only time I played pickleball my friend tore his Achilles. be careful out there