alex 🙃

bad jokes and seldom-serious commentary on assorted unimportant topics. nothing I say here represents my employer or their sentiments.

[alex 🙃 @alexforan]

@peregrine @joshdholtz seconded. I'm ready for bed at 4:30pm these days.

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the weather channel, but for the chance of there being ants in my kitchen

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@ClaimMD do you have a status page we can monitor?

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@SendGridSupport to rephrase (since the support chat is down) - it's incredibly, unusably sluggish.

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@SendGrid fyi - your template editor page has been broken for around an hour or so.

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something nobody warns you about while getting older is that, at some point, "pepto bismol" enters your shopping list and just never really leaves

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@RokkinCat it was a really, really good run.

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ass state is null

ass length(queue) > 4

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why do none of the programming languages I use shorten "assert" to "ass"

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@cardshoplive is there a way to get discounted/free shipping? $40 on a relatively small order is _steep_

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@peregrine because, by law, web programmers cannot have nice things

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I keep typoing "insurance" as "sinsurance" and honestly that's a whole mood

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@ToppersPizza when is cream cheese coming back?

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@peregrine thanks for the reminder to order a few more backup pairs.

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they somehow found out it was my birthday, and they were very nice about it and gave me a stack of baseball cards, and in the middle was one signed by Penn Teller??? and then we were somehow on a boat.

[alex 🙃 @alexforan]

dreamt last night that we accidentally booked an extremely dirty AirBnB where the family still lived there and we were just renting their living room, and the husband had constructed every electronic device they owned out of old game boys, smoke detectors, etc