Alex Foss

my tweets are fact and they don’t care about your feelings.

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

My 6th grade girlfriend just had a kid... what am I doing with my life?

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Woke up hammered, opened my phone to a google translate for “I will name my firstborn son after you”

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

21 Savage from the UK

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Top 10 days in Twitter meme history, ranked:

10. Moo Deng
9. Raygun the Australian breakdancer
8. Trump getting shot
7. Hawk Tuah
6. Peanut the squirrel
5. Chicago Pope
4. 100 dudes vs 1 gorilla
3. Trump working at McDonald’s
2. Scottie Sheffler getting arrested
1. Today

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of PagerDuty

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Had a guy just tell me his girls not on birth control but he’s on that CIHBSIO method

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Nothing worse than arguing with a bitch that goes to therapy

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Nah Tua, you’re good for Thursday Night #tua

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

All of this sucks

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Guy who came up with allergy shots a major scammer

[Caleb Shelton @cshel16_]

Opening day today so I took at look at some HR props. These pitchers gave up some HRs during ST and these players hit really well - I hope these all miss so I never post something like this ever again

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Yo soy HIM

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Nice guys always finish last should’ve known that #brandon #TheBachelorette

[jorge @JorgeCasero8]

.@jenfoss_1 how you gonna invite Fallon to thanksgiving but not me #heartbroken #thoughtIwasAPartOfTheFamily

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

The next chapter

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Why is everyone at wisco 5 foot 8

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Why don’t you sell 4 lokos @meijer

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Me at 3am with your mom

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Single again. That was gettin weird there for a second

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

@cshel16_ For sure man

[Alex Foss @AlexFoss45]

Is that a Girl Scouts vest because I want Samoa that ass

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Na.