Jared

Good Vibes Only

[Jared @jaredl1p]

I love the express lane because I get to go fast and there no brokies driving by me

[Jared @jaredl1p]

I think the craziest thing about Obsession is there’s girls out here exposing how crazy they’ve been. Just saw a video of a girl scrolling through her messages and it was BOOKS with no response back. Like why are you sharing that to the world

[Jared @jaredl1p]

I hate soccer. Probably have never watched a match all the way through. But it does bring a smile to my face seeing the team beat Australia 2-0 after all their shit talk

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Otherside by RHCP might be the best song ever made

[Jared @jaredl1p]

@aaantonnnnn Still hating and still hasn’t been to a movie theater

[Jared @jaredl1p]

I LOVE NYC

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Nothing gets me going like a free tshirt. If you give me a tshirt, I’m gonna wear tf out of it

[Jared @jaredl1p]

I don’t think I really get YouTube. What am I supposed to be watching on there?

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Jared @jaredl1p]

@aaantonnnnn Hater

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Temperatures are rising but people’s deodorant usage is not 🤮

[Jared @jaredl1p]

The worst part of meal prepping is once you’re finished you still have to make a meal to eat for right now

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Gas prices are pretty bonkers huh

[Jared @jaredl1p]

I really don’t understand what goes on in a corporate work day. I’ll be given a 15 min task and will complete it same day. Then I’ll send it to someone to take 5 min and review it and it takes them 2 weeks. Like what could you have possibly been that busy with

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Jennifer Hudson walkout is weird

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Just found out dominos discontinued the buffalo chicken pizza. Don’t text don’t call

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Large buttered popcorn at the theater hates to see me coming

[Jared @jaredl1p]

Don’t let me see this guy on the street or it’s over

[Jared @jaredl1p]

The liberty mutual commercials with the idiot who can’t talk actually fill me with absolute rage. Each one is dumber than the last. If the world was going to end unless I bought liberty mutual, I’d still not purchase it for those idiotic commercials