Malone Brown

This is just a place where I post my gripes.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Imitation is the best form of flattery, but don’t be mad when people prefer the original. 😈

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Sade is just Steely Dan with a chick and a little more horns.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Alright…AI slop is getting out of hand now.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Italian- Mexican fusion

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If I see one more Cajun Chicken & Shrimp pasta dish in this town I’m gonna lose it

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Staying in the car until the organ solo in You’re the Only Woman is over >>

Top tier move.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Why would you cut an empanada in half?! One of the best parts of an empanada is biting INTO an empanada.

Washed and still stuck in the rinse cycle.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Idk I’m kinda on Tarantino’s side 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

#StopPuttingMacnCheeseOnSandwiches2025

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Sorry my volume was all the way up, I was listening to Hootie & the Blowfish.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

So clever. I put meat and seafood together. Wow so innovative

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

I rolled over 100 rangoons this weekend just for those mfs to sell out within an hour………

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

I made Ash watch all the good HBO shows with me so someone can talk about it with me lol. I swear nobody I know has seen Curb, The Sopranos, GOT, HOTD, The Wire…….smh.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Female gambling is just buying those candles that have anywhere from $1-250,000 inside

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Culver’s wants to be Chik-Fil-A so bad

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Me every time Ashlynd rips a stinker

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

70pt play 👀

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

I don’t think people understand the true power and elegancy of the bagel/cream cheese combination.

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

Ruffle’s Queso is TOP TIER

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

*of

[Malone Brown @alexfrederick13]

@MCO If y’all are gonna close down all the shops and restaurants overnight y’all GOTTA have at least one food vending machine and not 2 Lego and earbud vending machines in all pf Gates 1-29 lmao