Alex

[Alex @AlexFrith1]

Who up jelqing their scupa rn 🤤

[Connor @cjmavfc]

Work done, OTW to the pub if any Bayern fans want it

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

if this was Britain it'd be £22 in, White Claw would've sponsored it, and the film would be Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

"Gareth Southgate, right, went mad. In 2024, Gareth Southgate lost it. Big time. He started hearing voices in his head and shit, telling him to play Trent in midfield and shit, but he came back from it man, do you know what I mean? He fucking came back"

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

I disagreed strongly with Tony Blair re the Iraq war. But here, 2005, he hands Nigel Farage his arse on a plate. Farage's face is a picture.
#C4News #ConManFarage
https://t.co/WENz6ISL12

[Adam Wagner KC @AdamWagner1]

As I have been saying for the past couple of years, giving the police more discretion to impose conditions on protest will lead (and is now leading) to politicians pressuring the police to intervene in protests which they disagree with politically - not good for protest rights, not good for the police, and not good for society either.

The police have a hard enough job policing highly charged protests to identify criminal conduct - the idea that because they refuse to impose conditions where they do not consider they have a legal basis for doing so, they will be responsible for any criminality or disruption is really problematic.

It undermines of the police and also takes attention away from the personal responsibility of people organising and attending protests to stay on the right side of the law.

Overall, this adds to the impression that the right to protest is something which is granted on the good grace of public authorities (perhaps a hangover of the Covid years, where this was essentially true). It isn't - it is a right which should only be interfered with if necessary and proportion.

[cassidy two @hecbellerin]

(ongoing) list of footballers who have shown support to benjamin mendy:

memphis depay (netherlands/atleticomadrid)
jack grealish (england/man city)
jules kounde (france/barcelona)
david alaba (austria/real madrid)
marcos alonso (spain/barcelona)
toni rudiger (german/real madrid)

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

Fucking hell, Doom was killed by *NHS mismanagement* https://t.co/5sU4nt5uHF

[Stuart @punished_stu]

- gods bones this frenshmann havede gyld teeth

[eleanor.mb @mb_eleanor]

Yalla Morocco! Bye bye Ronaldo

[Subscribe to GrantWahl.com @GrantWahl]

Just now: Security guard refusing to let me into the stadium for USA-Wales. “You have to change your shirt. It’s not allowed.”

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

NOTHING PERSONAL .. LONDON IS RED ❤️

[Toby DB @tobyfrombath]

Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Used to see Jimmy Savile at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

he's a 10 but he believes David Lynch ruined his life