Alex Garside

I do wires and stuff

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@Ljxn__ Wouldn’t expect anything else 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@Ljxn__ Rat

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@OldSchoolRS @NeonKamel @Ljxn__

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@FightClubVideos @Ryanduffy94 @LwiisRS

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@Rodney91100 @theKeithsmeow

[cнrιѕ and 1274 others @Suttynotsweep]

Ronaldo getting goodbye texts form his Man Utd team mates

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@fasc1nate @LwiisRS me trying to count ticks

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@LwiisRS That’s what they all say

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Absolutely shouldn’t happen of the year awards

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@dannywhite93 Not going to bite 😂

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Wins the 2019 UEFA President's Award... Gives bizarre cryptic speech to confuse everyone in attendance.

Eric Cantona, ladies and gentlemen 😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Man City have been drawn with Shakhtar Donetsk, Hogwarts and Rochdale. Surprise, surprise. #Fix #UCLdraw

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@UberFacts Managment are all wankers then? 🤔

[dan 🫠 @dmanch775]

BREAKING NEWS: @ManUtd CEO Ed Woodward has been taken to hospital after apparently choking on both Avram and Joel Glazers cocks at the same time. Its thought Mr Woodward is in a stable but fucking irritating condition... More on this developing story to follow.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

That is all! Said it when we bought him and so it transpired he's a flat track bully with a first touch like a bouncy castle

[Alex Garside @alexgarside93]

@dannywhite93 Again??

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just said to Mo Salah You've now failed to score against Spurs, Chelsea, Man City, Everton, PSG, Bayern and Man Utd this season. He said Not now, James. I said Ok Mo.