Alex Hoffer

Songwriter and avid popcorn popper.

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@AndyRichter You were on the bar I played at tonight...

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@thepopeXV There was like, a bakers dozen of 400yd QB games today too lol

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@JonNilles Every QB in the NFL threw for 400yds today... including their backups.

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Listening to @93XRT right now 11:00am and had to do a double take to make sure I was listening to the right station.

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@BarstoolNewsN On the next WWE Monday Night Raw!!

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@Soaptheband Wish I could be there

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@RealBenBailey Ze Germans

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@MickstapeShow How the fuck is he even allowed to play?? This isn't making him better, it's making him worse. They really ought to allow him into an older league.

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@pattonoswalt If you edit this properly, you could just be one of the Harlem Globetrotters doing a sweet ball trick

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@AndyRichter And you've never been happier... except for maybe the whole, "children" thing

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Alex, Riverhorse, Giles Corey, Growler...WOW!!! https://t.co/UWOVfzJmdN

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https://t.co/dwPaZQGsZF Come here some of our town's best singer/songwriters tell their stories in song on May 11th at @Elder_Brewing in Joliet!

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Playing at @TruthRestaurant TONIGHT at 7pm! Get your friends and a table and I'll keep you company

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Taking reservations for this Friday's Alex Hoffer show! Enjoy good company, great food, fine wine & an excellent show!
Starts at 7pm! https://t.co/xnNsP3h2qW

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@rickygervais I've never heard of such a thing... not since the 1700's at least

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@r0llingst0ned Paradoxes are just another to explain why scientists can't help but be so inquisitive.

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I know I must've missed something but, why is @SusanSarandon guesting in the booth for #PenguinsvsRangers on NBCSN? She's diggin it.

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@WhiteHouse They're not fish you fucking twats

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Dinner and Drinks at @boardandbarrel in downtown Naperville TONIGHT @ 8pm! Music til 10

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@realAsteroid @leahserious @JagCat60 @IronStache Democratic leadership needs to start being more idea driven instead of just talking a lot and never doing anything. GOP still finds ways to create more legislation because the one thing they stand up for their convictions, ridiculous it not. They aren't scared to piss people off.