schoolboy A

i get enough exercise just pushing my luck

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

This girl held a door open for me and said "You're welcome, Strange boy." Wish I could control my aura better.

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@DannytheDe93579 @MikeWasThere meeting people and bringing friends are supposed to be fun

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@TheCrea0r_blood So true.

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@fbgcon @Flower_of_Babel Beautiful work

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@trashynerds Breathtaking work!

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@Kabukimononoke @DexterJManning It's weird how the other replies can barely name specific games. I thought it resembled Devil May Cry or a bad Suda51 game more than anything... satire didn't land for me!

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@RonnieFilyaw For once, I would like to see Ronnie happy.

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@aaronculous Very human, I love it!

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@S3rafeem @rezemaxxed He’s very kind

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

So....many...."HUNGRY" MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!! #FiftyShadesofAwkward

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@marsisburied @Cuneyt_S_Sevi I love this analysis.

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@Vosnicos @CoraCHarrington You’re conflating dating standards with body positivity

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@hypiphrone @LeeKn0wsWife First time user. Clever. I think you should consider limiting your time on the internet.

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@Mike_Owens2 @Rin_Vixen Very unfortunate to share a hobby with brains that proudly share opinions like this

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@sorocore WHATEVER YOU SAY DEADLOCK CHICK!

[schoolboy A @AlexHolidays]

@its_MesZa @StrewthQueen You cooked them

[Aurora • オーロラ @FullTimeUFO]

Rick Drip Car