Alex

I play bass and scream edgy lyrics at unsuspecting patrons

[Alex @AlexHurding]

@NarwhalKite Already seen a black widow...

[Alex @AlexHurding]

@among_theliving I'm just going to consume an entire cow to spite you. #meatoryeet

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@Ryan_Crick I would curdle up to him.

[Alex @AlexHurding]

When your nan thinks you are a computer technician because you attached a document to an email.

[Alex @AlexHurding]

When the most stressful thing about the chinese visa application is writing your own signature...

[Alex @AlexHurding]

@Ryan_Crick Oh I know. Still good

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@Ryan_Crick No likes

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@Ryan_Crick You mong 😂

[Ryaaan 🦆 @Ryan_Crick]

the best drunk text I’ve ever sent

[Alex @AlexHurding]

@theneedledrop

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You know you are over-qualified when the other chef thinks JFK died in the 19th Century, and can't spell burgers correctly. #bergors

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@DMUMusicSociety Ben makes me feel very safe, thank

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I mean yeah... This album caused me a ton of suffering. But that's why it's a masterpiece. Hurt me more pls

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@among_theliving Proud of you, man ❤

[Alex @AlexHurding]

When you and your mate get stopped by thd police for wearing "dark clothing". Sorry pal, should I wear a Hawaiian shirt next time I go on a night out?

[Alex @AlexHurding]

@among_theliving English?

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When you forget you set your PlayStation name to 'Simon' and freak out when your phone says 'spotify is currently playing on Simon.'

[Alex @AlexHurding]

... Lets just isolate them more and fuel their already troubled thinking patterns

[Alex @AlexHurding]

So America's way of dealing with people who lose hope and see committing these atrocities as a last resort, is by affirming their beliefs?

Nah, fuck giving mentally ill people the support and treatment they need...