alexia olsen

aspiring biologist, Lewis & Clark College alumna, she/her

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

people that put corn on pizza. cut that out

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

let me just say that if you don’t wear a mask to the grocery store, you actually fucking SUCK. it’s the simplest thing in the entire world

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

We are all set for year 6! 🦃

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

old white men love to dump their fear on you as if they aren’t the scariest thing you’ve bumped into all day

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

stop telling solo women in the outdoors to be careful. the fuck do you think women are doing if not constantly being careful

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Why is it called the mayo clinic lol. Look at me im going to the ketchup hospital! Give me a break

[Mar-a-Lago Robbie ([email protected]) @checarina]

did i do this right

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

pish posh on being scared to be “too mushy” or “too outward.” kindness that comes from a genuine place is only ever a good thing

[Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner]

This headline. 😂

[aiden :) @aidenarata]

long hair is such a romantic power play. i’m in your bed, your car, your butt crack. u can’t escape me

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

i had someone insinuate today that because ive been single for a couple years, i must be lonely. but there’s so much love to be had out side of relationships!!! if this is loneliness then oh my it is blissful

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Putting more and more weighted blankets on me until finally I am pressed like a panini

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People who do jobs that don’t require a college degree shouldn’t be paid a living wage” it kind of starts to seem like you just want to keep poor people poor.

[Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden]

An mRNA vaccine doesn't actually contain the virus itself. Think of it as an email sent to your immune system that shows what the virus looks like, instructions to kill it, and then—like a Snapchat message—it disappears. Amazing technology.

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

[. @MarisaKabas]

a drunk woman is trump team’s star witness in michigan

[alexia olsen @alexia_olsen]

@sofiasimpkins Oregano 😂 i like the spice theme